Letter From Santa

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Dear Friends

I have been watching you very closely

to see if you have been good this year

and since you have I will be telling my elves

to make some goodies for me to

leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all

gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,

but we had a little problem.

The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with

the 10 ladies dancing,

the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the

9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the

7 swans a-swimming.

The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves

and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in

bird poop.

On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my

reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation,

and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas

for the 5th of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together and bring you the things you want.

This year I suggest you get down to Walmart before everything is gone.

Love,

Santa

[kim93079]

christmas has been cancelled this year...

i told santa that i had been good this year and...

he died from laughter :rotfl:

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

christmas has been cancelled this year...

i told santa that i had been good this year and...

he died from laughter :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: excellent comeback.