The midget & the Rancher

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over

to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or

female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up

again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I thee her t***?

By this time the Rancher had had enough. He was sooo annoyed with the midget, he grabbed him in his arms, and rammed his head up in the horse's ****

The midget fell to the ground, shook his head, spit, and said, "I think I thould have worded it different. Can she wun?

[prmenrs, RN]

Fran, forgive me from stating the obvious, but you are one sick woman. I know exactly to whom I'm sending this.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Fran, forgive me from stating the obvious, but you are one sick woman. I know exactly to whom I'm sending this.

I agree. Notice, I edited it.

[Jay-Jay, RN]

....and now it doesn't make sense!

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

....and now it doesn't make sense!

Okay, I'll make it make more sense. Just for you Jay Jay. I know you could use a few chuckles. Here's the original version with the one word edited out.