Little Johnny Strikes Again!!!

MQ Edna · Nov 28, 2004

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

My 19 yr old son is a "little Johnny" and then some...lol, I'll be forwarding this one!

-Sara

Fluesy · Nov 28, 2004

The class was asked to bring a show and tell item. Everyone brought something nice like a new kitten or a book. The teacher was going around the class congratulating each one trying to avoid Little Johnny who was sitting in the back of the class with a dirty looking bottle with what looked to be a diaphram inside.

Finally, since he was last she could avoid it no longer she asked Little Johnny what it was.

"A ship in a bottle miss" was his reply

"A ship in a bottle??? Doesn't look like that to me!"

""Yes it is." Replied Johnny "My sister said it was a baby destroyer."