The Patient's First Visit to the Proctologist

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a man went into his proctologist's office for his first rectal exam.

his new nurse, elaine, took him to an examining room and told him to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see him. she said that he would only be a few minutes.

after putting on the gown she gave him he sat down. while waiting, he observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: [color=#ff0080]a tube of k - y jelly; a rubber glove; and a beer.

when the doctor finally came in he said, :uhoh21: "look doc, i'm a little confused. this is my first exam. i know what the k - y is for, and i know what the gloves are for, but can you tell me what the beer is for?

at that doctor paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. he flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, :angryfire "darn it elaine!!!! i said a butt light!!