FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    The Old Poodle

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's
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    Diary of a Snowshoveler...New & Funny!

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thank you, Amy. I added it to my favorites. I think the story is
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    Flirtatious Old Gal

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a flirtatious old gal I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I...
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    Flirtatious Old Gal

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thank you kindly my
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    i had one like that when I was in nursing school. She messed her diaper every hour, so we finally tested her for c-diff. It came up
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    Definitely sounda like a druggie thing to me. They say the faster they get it in the body,The better their high. I say no thank you. I'm already on 25mcg Fentanyl duragesic, Soma 350mg qid, and...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have a similar story when I was a nurses aide. I was assigned to the men's unit (Back then men were separated from women unless they were married) I had been there for about a month. This one...
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    The Old Poodle

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I am only too happy to do
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    Does anyone know where I can find this?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Rehabilitation

    I surfed ebay, Dale. What I saw didn't fit my need. I know about the Philadelphia collar, but I'm afraid it will do the same thing as mine. I have used it on patients myself in the past when I was in...
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    Does anyone know where I can find this?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Rehabilitation

    Okay Dale,
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    Some Excellent Home Remedies That Work

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    1.If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2.Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while...
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    The Wisdom Of Life

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles...
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    How did you find out about allnurses?

    FranEMTnurse replied to cnelle101's topic in General Nursing

    I was surfing the internet for some nursing related
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    Does anyone know where I can find this?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Rehabilitation

    Thanks for your input Marie. You have the right idea, but I need a soft, breathable collar. Those are stiff collars. The stiff ones are too hard to wear
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Did you read the one about the bugs that were found in the patient's lungs, ant the mucus plug that flew down the nurse's throat as she was getting ready to suction the trach? Those two are the...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Heh, weren't wasting any replacement time, were
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    Yipee! I just got hired to work in hospice

    FranEMTnurse replied to Blackcat99's topic in Hospice, Palliative

    :w00t: :yelclap: Congratulations, sweetie.:icon_hug: :smiley_aa I'm truly happy for
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: They were both good, but my favorite one is number 2.:rotfl: :rotfl:
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    You never fail to provide a funny, Marla. Thanx for
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    As I've Matured Ha Ha !!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... 2. I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. 3. I've learned...
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    Ghostly experiences??

    FranEMTnurse replied to Erin RN's topic in General Nursing

    :yelclap: hooray for linda!!!! they may have managed to destroy her body, but they didn't destroy her spirit. she continues to do what she loves to do best. saving lives. cudos to you. what an awesome...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'll bet she wished she stayed in bed that day.
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    Ladies vs Real Women

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    REAL WOMEN - vs - LADIES Ladies - Don't throw out leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women - Leftover wine??? Hello!!!...
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    Things Doctors Taught me Not to Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    When being offered an elixir, don't think it's something that tastes good. No, in fact, it usually tastes worse than garbage. Elixer one taught me to hate (Robitussin DM.) I'm sure I have a share in...