Ladies vs Real Women

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

REAL WOMEN - vs - LADIES

Ladies - Don't throw out leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future

use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??? Hello!!!

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Ladies Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut in half and rub it on your

forhead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might

still have the headache, but who the hell cares!

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to

prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for

Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your *** on the couch, with your

feet up anyway.

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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with

the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry

about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit

of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on

the bottom of! the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a *****

for you.

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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to

yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include

brushing egg whites, so don't do it.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing

gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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Specializes in ICU, PICC Nurse, Nursing Supervisor.

I guess Im a real woman!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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thats really funny:rotfl:

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Specializes in Operating Room.

I'm a real woman too, hot "dang"!

BTW, does the apple thing work? :chuckle

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Definitely a real woman here........and I can open my own dang jars!! :chuckle

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Specializes in LTC,Telemetry,Med/Surg,Psych, Alzheimers.

LOL "Real Woman Here"

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