Flirtatious Old Gal

Nurses Humor


I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a flirtatious old gal

I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Iitis shows up and he decided to stay. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from bone to bone, and sometimes he's all over my body.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life! Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

Love, Your Old Friend

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or in the garage, I ask myself.....

"Now, what am I here after?"


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