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I need a good smack from somebody PLEEZE!
Right now, I am SUPPOSED to be writing a critique of a qualitative research article. Lets list the things we can be doing instead of writing a paper for school: (come on, it'll be fun!)
1. Clean the bathtub
2. Do the dishes
3. Make pointless entrees on Allnurses.com
4. Look up the Kama Sutra on Google.
5. Cut your own hair while standing in front of the mirror (*I think it turned out NICE*)
6. Leave the house
7. Find some
8. Get some
9. Have some more
10. Organize and reorganize CD collection
11. Drink copious amounts of coffee.
12. Urinate repeatedly
13. Christmas Shopping
14. Manicure and pedicure
15. Change settings on computer
16. Find new screensaver
17. Three words: Travis Fimmel wallpaper.
83. Clean your room
84. Mess it up again trying to "get organized"
85. Get annoyed that it is a mess again and clean it
86. Clean the bathroom
87. Dust the buffet
88. Go grocery shopping
89. Take a nap
90. Watch a movie
91. Make dinner
92. Clean out the closet
93. Try on old clothes to see if you want them, then decide you still like everything and put it all back
94. vacuum
95. Call up long lost friend you havent talked to in months to"chat"
96. Sit down to start...surf the web
97. Play online games
98. eat some more (and we wonder why we all pack on the pounds?? )
99. Stand on the scale and say "oh boy i need to lose weight"
Mkue
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70. dust off the fake "ivy" leaves one by one. :chuckle