Posting Styles

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In reading the posts on all nurses over a decade since I've been a member I've noticed that there are distinct styles. Some have posts or questions which are short, sweet, and to the point. These types of posters use paragraphs with a cadence which is easily read. Others will type long run on sentences using no commas paragraphs or other types of pauses and it's almost like what we in psych call push of speech where an extremely long statement is made in one breath like they're hyperverbal and  loquacious and I guess it's because they're trying to type as fast as they have thoughts but I really don't know I can only surmise which means guess you know? Some posters find it necessary (and I am guilty of the same thing) of using parentheses instead of adjectives to (aforementionly) describe the thing (or situation or person or whatever). I can understand the use of parentheses (sometimes), however I believe (and this is only MHO) parentheses should be used sparingly like the first time I type Wrongway Regional Medical Center, I will thereafter just type (WRMC) without the parentheses except right after I type Wrongway Regional Medical Center (WRMC) < like that. Speaking of parentheses (and I know this is a long post, so please excuse me), sometimes posters will give a nurse or a patient or a nurse, doctor, ect. (not electroconvulsive therapy but Latin for "and so on") and then say right after they give the name (not their real name) like we're some sort of HIPAA Head Hunters and we're going to track down that patient, nurse or doctor ect. and say, "This member who's name I really don't know, but goes by Davey Do said your name on a post and I think that that's a HIPAA violation so I think he should get in trouble, don't you?" And what's this thing about asking questions? Why can't members just answer the OP on the information given instead of being like some sort of interrogator and drill (or grill, I get those two mixed up, like the Aztec's and the Inca's) them for the answers. It's like their not expecting some sort of Spanish Inquisition (I know- no one expects a Spanish Inquisition) and being run over by a bus, or thrown under a bus like some of my coworkers have done to me! And I'm not being a victim here even though everyone bullies me and I try my best not to wear my Little Lamb Perfume Scent #5 when I go to work on the Pack of Wolves unit (that's what we call the unit where all the older nurses work). Does anybody else have this problem?

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I tend to use the ellipsis too much...

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
6 hours ago, TheMoonisMyLantern said:

I tend to write a book when I post, I've also noticed that I'm starting more sentences with the words "and" and

When doing anything, it's always good to have an extra pair of ands.

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
4 hours ago, VivaLasViejas said:

I tend to use the ellipsis too much...

 

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7 hours ago, VivaLasViejas said:

I tend to use the ellipsis too much...

Ellipses, double dashes, parentheses, semicolons and perhaps my favorite, the em dash. I love them all. ?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
19 minutes ago, JKL33 said:

Ellipses, double dashes, parentheses, semicolons and perhaps my favorite, the em dash. I love them all. 

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Specializes in retired LTC.

My tastes are changing - am liking exclamation points, lots of them!.

Pretty sure I’m a repeat violator for everything mentioned. ?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
10 hours ago, amoLucia said:

My tastes are changing - am liking exclamation points, lots of them!.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
10 hours ago, Wuzzie said:

Pretty sure I’m a repeat violator for everything mentioned.

It is believed that the ampersand, the "&" sign, originated in the 15th century. Monks transcribing the Bible used it as a sort of shortcut; instead of writing out the word "and" , they came up with that cute little squiggly symbol.

The Monks may have been sitting around after their long day of being hunched over their writing desks, eating their dinner of gruel when one of them said, "Dude! I came up with this cute little squiggly symbol to substitute for the word "and" because we have to write that same boring little conjunctive so many times in transcribing the Bible!"

From its humble beginnings word got out, and the ampersand symbol is still in use all over the world, 600 years later.

Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of Wuzzie and myself, I would like to present to you...

...the Repeat Violator symbol:

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Specializes in RN BN PG Dip.

I like paragraphs. When faced with a big scroll of writing - I switch off and won't read - as I did in this instance of the original post. Sorry.

Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.
On 1/24/2021 at 11:09 AM, Davey Do said:

In reading the posts on all nurses over a decade since I've been a member I've noticed that there are distinct styles. Some have posts or questions which are short, sweet, and to the point. These types of posters use paragraphs with a cadence which is easily read. Others will type long run on sentences using no commas paragraphs or other types of pauses and it's almost like what we in psych call push of speech where an extremely long statement is made in one breath like they're hyperverbal and  loquacious and I guess it's because they're trying to type as fast as they have thoughts but I really don't know I can only surmise which means guess you know? Some posters find it necessary (and I am guilty of the same thing) of using parentheses instead of adjectives to (aforementionly) describe the thing (or situation or person or whatever). I can understand the use of parentheses (sometimes), however I believe (and this is only MHO) parentheses should be used sparingly like the first time I type Wrongway Regional Medical Center, I will thereafter just type (WRMC) without the parentheses except right after I type Wrongway Regional Medical Center (WRMC) < like that. Speaking of parentheses (and I know this is a long post, so please excuse me), sometimes posters will give a nurse or a patient or a nurse, doctor, ect. (not electroconvulsive therapy but Latin for "and so on") and then say right after they give the name (not their real name) like we're some sort of HIPAA Head Hunters and we're going to track down that patient, nurse or doctor ect. and say, "This member who's name I really don't know, but goes by Davey Do said your name on a post and I think that that's a HIPAA violation so I think he should get in trouble, don't you?" And what's this thing about asking questions? Why can't members just answer the OP on the information given instead of being like some sort of interrogator and drill (or grill, I get those two mixed up, like the Aztec's and the Inca's) them for the answers. It's like their not expecting some sort of Spanish Inquisition (I know- no one expects a Spanish Inquisition) and being run over by a bus, or thrown under a bus like some of my coworkers have done to me! And I'm not being a victim here even though everyone bullies me and I try my best not to wear my Little Lamb Perfume Scent #5 when I go to work on the Pack of Wolves unit (that's what we call the unit where all the older nurses work). Does anybody else have this problem?

Paragraphs!!

You have no idea how I want to go in and fix that.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
On 1/27/2021 at 9:54 AM, Joe V said:

Paragraphs!!

You have no idea how I want to go in and fix that.

On 1/26/2021 at 9:01 PM, maryellen12 said:

I like paragraphs. When faced with a big scroll of writing - I switch off and won't read - as I did in this instance of the original post. Sorry.

I see my passive-aggressive message has been received.

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