Which reminds of a joke........
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally
exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check,
she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to
write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the
flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat,
she says: 'Well, that's great.... just great......
....some a$$hole's got my pen!'