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"Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"

"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"

"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"Procrastinate Now"

"My Dog Can Lick Anyone"

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"

"If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"

"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"

"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"

"They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"

"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on."

"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."

"HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

"MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT" "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."

Specializes in Adult Med-Surg, Rehab, and Ambulatory Care.

"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"

LOL I like this one. :coollook:

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up

These are my two favorites.:D
Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

I need to get one for Dad that says that. He's a Shredded Wheat-aholic

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I have one that says, "More Trees--Less Bush".

I also have a nightshirt that shows a cranky-looking cat and the caption "I'm up and dressed.......what the hell ELSE do you want??" :)

Specializes in ICU.

:rotfl::rotfl:

Good ones!!!

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

My friend from high school had a tshirt that said "This is my PMS shirt. If i'm wearing it, RUN!"

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Reminds me of my sister's shirt that says "I Have PMS And A Handgun. Any Questions?"

Specializes in LTC.

My son likes horses, so I found a tee shirt that has horses and bulls on it, it say "One bucking thing after another"

I bought my mom a shirt that says "I'm just one big @%#$@#% ray of sunshine, aren't I?"

Also got my ex-boyfriend a shirt that said "It's only funny until somebody gets hurt, then it's hilarious!"

I have a shirt that says "Oh crap, you're going to try and cheer me up aren't you?"

:chuckle I love shirts with these sayings.

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

When my Army brat was in her Goth wannabe phase a few years ago, I bought her a T-shirt that said "I'm only wearing black until they make something darker".

Speaking of whom: I finally got a picture of her in her full uniform with beret, and she DOES look like Linda Hamilton in the "Terminator" movies!! Gone is the slight softness under her chin; her jawline is chiseled, and her neck is so built up it looks like she's been doing football drills! In the picture, she's standing with her new commanding officer, both of them looking grave and utterly without humor; gone is the mischievous twinkle in her warm brown eyes, and she looks as if she's done 10 years of growing up in the past three months. I hope this is a good thing.......dang, don't moms EVER get to stop worrying??

I'm done now. Sorry for hijacking the thread. :imbar

Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.

How about my favorite T-shirt slogan:"Over what hill? Where? When?? I don't remember any hill!"

Then there's "Old Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill."

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