Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 12

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it... Read More

  1. by   maelstrom143
    Quote from Vespertinas
    You know, I'm sure if they would do it for themselves they could. [...] Sorry, I know that came off snappy.
    Blah, blah, blah...isn't there like a DELETE button for those that don't read the initial post stating this is a humor thread? Seriously!
    I personally LOVE this thread. 99% of my patients freaking rock. We do have the occasional drama king/queen, but fortunately they are usually assigned to someone else...he he he.
    My latest of this type really needed to hear this:
    "seriously, I REALLY don't need to hear about your husband's personal sexual preferences." o.O
    To all my other wonderful patients, I will get you tea, coffee, whatever. Thank you for keeping family preferences PRIVATE!
  2. by   maelstrom143
    LOL. I had one say he was going home, give me his number, and tell me (seriously) to call him when a bed became available so he could come back for it o.O
  3. by   maelstrom143
    Quote from wooh
    It's in all caps in the thread title: NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED
    If you want to JUDGE what someone else has said, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD PLEASE!
    Thank you so much for this thread. It is absolutely hilarious and so good to read after a rough day at work. I love my patients and one kind word from them makes everything else worth it to me, but some days are better than others when confronted w/situations that make you wonder, "really? what were you thinking???"
    Last edit by maelstrom143 on Mar 23, '12 : Reason: add
  4. by   ClearBlueOctoberSky
    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN
    *Vegimite is that canned stuff that aussies love to eat on bread as a spread. I think it is Yeast based, but not sure.
    Thanks. Sounds...tasty.
  5. by   RNsRWe

    Dark brown, salty....and doesn't "concentrated yeast extract" sound divine? 8- P
  6. by   teeniebert

    Vegemite is actually really good on buttered toast.

    I think this topic needs a "finish food and beverages before reading" warning.
    Last edit by teeniebert on Mar 23, '12 : Reason: add photo
  7. by   Do-over
    Strangely, I've had that old Men At Work song stuck in my head lately...

    Everytime I see Vegemite (the do actually sell it at Meijers), I am really intrigued (have been since the 80s probably when that song came out). I am SO curious about how it tastes...

    I mean, I love peanut butter or nutella on my toast. Can something called Vegemite really compare?
  8. by   loriangel14
    The "H" does not stand for Hotel.
  9. by   beckster_01
    I have, on occasion, felt some mild chest pain at work. I'm sure it's nothing.

  10. by   wooh
    I wonder which is more dangerous: a scrub wearing nurse drinking in a bar after work or a scrub wearing nurse drinking in a bar before work....
  11. by   deyo321
    "Bet you won't run from a police dog again."
  12. by   Epic_RN
    Sir, I understand that you need to poop, however we are trying to determine if you've had a stroke so can we just get to CT already?

    (this after 30 minutes on and off the bedpan with minimal results)
  13. by   SHGR
    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN

    I am going to have to borrow a Depend's pad from my grandmother to read this thread I can tell now.
    I hope you don't mean you are going to give it back to her when you are done laughing! Ha ha!!