November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 14
      Colleagues are the worst patients.
    • 5
      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

61 members have participated

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You Can Win $100!

Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update (November 21)

We had a lot of great captions! It was really hard to choose but we selected 8 captions for you to vote on.

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Congratulations Sassy-Kat. You won $100!

The community chose your caption as their favorite.

Cartoon can be viewed at Workaholics.

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Remember, Cut only where necessary. If you mess up, I will fire you.

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"I don't have insurance, so i'll just do it myself"

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Should have put the psych patient under anesthesia BEFORE he had a chance to see the sterile tray...First ever code grey in the OR.

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

Got my nose, huh? Got YOUR scalpel

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"Are you SURE this is absolutely necessary?"

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"Are you SURE this isn't a butter knife?"

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I Googled the procedure...need some help?

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Here take this one, it's much sharper.

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Want to use my knife?

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Specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

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Hoping to save $15,000 Hank brought his own scalpel to the gallbladder surgery...

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Okay kids, this is how you perform a diverticulectomy...

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