November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

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      Colleagues are the worst patients.
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      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

61 members have participated

3ringnursing, BSN

1 Article; 543 Posts

Specializes in ICU; Telephone Triage Nurse. Has 25 years experience.

I believe you are looking for this?

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I

2 Articles; 3,619 Posts

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.. Has 26 years experience.

Here, this was laying in some blood.

Specializes in Public health program evaluation. Has 7 years experience.

As the anaesthesia wore off, with steely determination, Bob made it clear that no masked question mark bandits would ever take his appendix alive.

Specializes in Medical-Surgical, Physician's Office, Clinic & LTC. Has 13 years experience.

I am confused, I signed consent for a colonoscopy...

neogirl

56 Posts

Do I get a discount if I provide my own scalpel?

Has 4 years experience.

"According to Web MD..."

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I

2 Articles; 3,619 Posts

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.. Has 26 years experience.

Here. I was laying on this.

pjsrav, BSN

48 Posts

Specializes in Critical Care. Has 17 years experience.

Do you all know how to do this or do i have to teach you!?

Taaaaaanisha

2 Posts

" And I'll be taking that, I've seen this done on Grey's Anatomy "

Kciccone

23 Posts

" you do the hokie pokie and your pull your scalpel out" that's what its all about

Kciccone

23 Posts

"The G I N S U - kinife, only $19.95 by RONCO "