November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

Nurses Announcements Contest

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 14
      Colleagues are the worst patients.
    • 5
      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

61 members have participated

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You Can Win $100!

Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update (November 21)

We had a lot of great captions! It was really hard to choose but we selected 8 captions for you to vote on.

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Congratulations Sassy-Kat. You won $100!

The community chose your caption as their favorite.

Cartoon can be viewed at Workaholics.

Specializes in ICU; Telephone Triage Nurse.

I believe you are looking for this?

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Here, this was laying in some blood.

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Specializes in Public health program evaluation.

As the anaesthesia wore off, with steely determination, Bob made it clear that no masked question mark bandits would ever take his appendix alive.

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Dont worry, web md said to put the knife here

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Specializes in Medical-Surgical, Physician's Office, Clinic & LTC.

I am confused, I signed consent for a colonoscopy...

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Do I get a discount if I provide my own scalpel?

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"According to Web MD..."

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Here. I was laying on this.

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Specializes in Critical Care.

Do you all know how to do this or do i have to teach you!?

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" And I'll be taking that, I've seen this done on Grey's Anatomy "

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" you do the hokie pokie and your pull your scalpel out" that's what its all about

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"The G I N S U - kinife, only $19.95 by RONCO "

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