November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 14
      Colleagues are the worst patients.
    • 5
      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

61 members have participated

azhiker96, BSN, RN

1 Article; 1,127 Posts

Specializes in PACU, ED. Has 16 years experience.

That moment when you realize the patient is your surgery attending.

azhiker96, BSN, RN

1 Article; 1,127 Posts

Specializes in PACU, ED. Has 16 years experience.

This is the self service line isn't it?

azhiker96, BSN, RN

1 Article; 1,127 Posts

Specializes in PACU, ED. Has 16 years experience.

No doc, YOU might feel some discomfort!

Has 1 years experience.

Missing something?

Sassy-Kat

21 Posts

Has 10 years experience.

It was YOU, Colonel Mustard, in the observatory, with This Knife!

NutmeggeRN, BSN

8 Articles; 4,571 Posts

Specializes in kids. Has 40 years experience.

Brought my own scalpel, I heard that if charged thru insurance, it would cost a gazillion x more than what it cost to make. Just trying to keep an eye on the bottom line!

Reneymay

4 Posts

You want me to do what?!?!?!?!?

Reneymay

4 Posts

Don't you think this might come in handy?

Kciccone

23 Posts

"First day of clinical ..."

paisling

136 Posts

I brought my own, it's gluten-free.

paisling

136 Posts

Did someone lose this?

TigraRN

64 Posts

Can I have something to eat now?