November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!


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    Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses. Has 27 years experience.

Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 14
      Colleagues are the worst patients.
    • 5
      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

61 members have participated


You Can Win $100!

Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update (November 21)

We had a lot of great captions! It was really hard to choose but we selected 8 captions for you to vote on.

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Congratulations Sassy-Kat. You won $100!

The community chose your caption as their favorite.

Cartoon can be viewed at Workaholics.


4,083 Posts

Specializes in NICU. Has 8 years experience.

Just so we are clear, this is a gallbladder surgery not a circumcision.

Has 21 years experience.

This patient realized the new round of surgical residents could use some help on how to get started...


52 Posts

What is this knife for? Breakfast in bed?

Specializes in Psych, IV antibiotic therapy med-surg/addictions. Has 6 years experience.

"Looking for this?"

NurseCard, ADN

2 Articles; 2,847 Posts

Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health. Has 13 years experience.

Yeah, you left that in my colon the last time and I just wanted to give it back,

thought you might need it.

Specializes in ED, Pedi Vasc access, Paramedic serving 6 towns.

"With all the budget cuts, I thought you might need to borrow my knife."


21 Posts

Has 10 years experience.

Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub put it down!


1 Post

OR nurses make the worse patients...


257 Posts

Specializes in ambulant care. Has 40 years experience.

"Colleagues are the worst patients"


21 Posts

Has 10 years experience.

Paging DR. GasMan....DR. GasMan to OR 2 ...stat!!


1 Post

I watched this surgery once on a youtube video. Here, use this scalpel.