November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 14
      Colleagues are the worst patients.
    • 5
      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

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You Can Win $100!

Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update (November 21)

We had a lot of great captions! It was really hard to choose but we selected 8 captions for you to vote on.

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Congratulations Sassy-Kat. You won $100!

The community chose your caption as their favorite.

Cartoon can be viewed at Workaholics.

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Specializes in NICU.

Just so we are clear, this is a gallbladder surgery not a circumcision.

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This patient realized the new round of surgical residents could use some help on how to get started...

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What is this knife for? Breakfast in bed?

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Specializes in Psych, IV antibiotic therapy med-surg/addictions.

"Looking for this?"

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

Yeah, you left that in my colon the last time and I just wanted to give it back,

thought you might need it.

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Specializes in Adult and Pediatric Vascular Access, Paramedic.

"With all the budget cuts, I thought you might need to borrow my knife."

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Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!

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OR nurses make the worse patients...

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Specializes in ambulant care.

"Colleagues are the worst patients"

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Paging DR. GasMan....DR. GasMan to OR 2 ...stat!!

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I watched this surgery once on a youtube video. Here, use this scalpel.

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