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July 2019 Caption Contest: Poll - Select $100 Winner!

Joe V Joe V (Admin) Columnist Innovator Expert

Specializes in Programming / Strategist / Web Development.

Select your favorite caption(s)...

This poll is closed to new votes
  1. 1. And the $100 winner is...

    • 6
      It's time to take your sleeping pill.
    • 7
      Excuse me... have you seen my pen?
    • 6
      Excuse me… just checking in... Are you able to sleep ok?
    • 6
      Nurses are creatures of habit; they make bed checks...even at home!
    • 2
      Please wake up, I have all these wires to hook up before we start the sleep study!
    • 14
      When your patient finally stops screaming and falls asleep but it's time for his glucose check.
    • 8
      Are you sleeping? Good, sleep is so essential for healing! OK then, be back in an hour to wake you again!
    • 9
      It's 4 AM on a Saturday, Mom. I'm not Mr. Beasley and there are no meds to pass. You're on vacation, go back to bed!

44 members have participated

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(CHALLENGE!) Do you have what it takes to create a funny toon? Why not give it a try? It's free to participate and you could win $100!

You have 30 days to share your caption.

Submit your captions TODAY!

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules.

CAPTION CONTEST RULES:

  • Winner wins $100.
  • Everyone is allowed to participate!
  • You may submit multiple captions.
  • A TOP 8 Captions Poll will be created 30-40 days after the start of the contest.
  • You, the community, will select the winner. The caption with the most votes win.
  • The Winner will be announced no later than 75 days from the start of the contest.
  • Captions must be posted on allnurses.com to participate.
  • Captions must comply with our Terms of Service.

Update (Aug 1, 2019)

Thank you everyone! We had a lot of great captions! It's now up to you to select the winner.

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite!!

UPDATE (Aug 13, 2019)

Thank you @NurseyTings for the winning caption. Cartoon can be found at 

NICU Guy, BSN, RN

Specializes in NICU.

"It's time to take your sleeping pill"

“Sir! Sir! I am doing my hourly rounding, please wake up and tell me if you need to go to the bathroom, are in pain and let me check your position. Also please note on your hospital survey that I checked on you hourly!” Thank you.

NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN

Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

"I'm here with your pain pill."

"Excuse me..just checking in..Are you able to sleep ok?"

"It's 4 AM on a Saturday, Mom. I'm not Mr. Beasley and there are no meds to pass. You're on vacation, go back to bed!

Edited by NurseBlaq

tropsnegRN, ADN, BSN, RN

Specializes in Cardiac, COVID-19.

Sir, I need to change the batteries in your telemetry box you’re sleeping on.

“Sorry to wake you. Just have to round real quick, then it’s back to my card game!”

“Are you sleeping? Good, sleep is so essential for healing! OK then, be back in an hour to wake you again!”

“Wake up! Wake up! We have just run out of freshly ground coffee and filters and it is imperative I empty your colostomy bag stat!”

“Uh-oh, your Ex is here for the check!”

“Really! You weigh 300 pounds! It wasn’t you who zeroed out this bed was it?”

“Excuse me, excuse me! Have you heard the one about how many nursing students it takes to change a lightbulb?”

“Was that one or two sugars in your coffee?”

“That’s everybody on my side of the family, now on my husbands’ side we have ....”

Joe V

Specializes in Programming / Strategist / Web Development.

Wow! You guys rock.

I thought this was going to be hard but you've proved me wrong. 🤖

Elfriede

Specializes in ambulant care.

The only chance for a nurse to see/talk her child.

“Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones? Oops, might be time for some Narcan...”

Nurse: You need to get some rest.

*wakes you up every 15 minutes to check if you're resting 🤣

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