November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 14
      Colleagues are the worst patients.
    • 5
      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

61 members have participated

excelsior2

5 Posts

The surgeon returned from tea break to find the patient had removed his appendix all by himself.

excelsior2

5 Posts

The bowel prep had resulted in some unusual outcomes that morning.

excelsior2

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A sputum specimen can be problematic to the dedicated sword swallower.

Specializes in Hospice.

Is this your turkey carving knife?

"I looked it up on the internet, you'll need this!"

"Of course....everyone thinks they're a doctor...."

excelsior2

5 Posts

Summoning all his power of telepathy, Uri was able to resume bending the knife that had mysteriously disappeared during an earlier display of psychokinesis.

Lovemed

19 Posts

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Lovemed

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Lovemed

19 Posts

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