November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

  1. 1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 14
      Colleagues are the worst patients.
    • 5
      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

61 members have participated

Nursiepoo01

Nursiepoo01

9 Posts

"Yup, you guessed it...I'm a scrub nurse. Here...."

nursecolley, ASN, BSN, MSN, RN, EMT-P

Specializes in School Nursing. Has 26 years experience. 28 Posts

Let's switch positions.

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already used

Nerd eNurse, ADN

Specializes in CVICU/ICU. Has 24 years experience. 2 Articles; 80 Posts

So... You slept in a Holiday Inn Express... Who's laughing NOW!!!

DesertRosee

DesertRosee

48 Posts

Don't worry I saw this on YouTube, I can basically do the procedure myself.

DesertRosee

DesertRosee

48 Posts

I think the anesthesia wore off.

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.. Has 25 years experience. 2 Articles; 3,619 Posts

Here, mine is sharper. I sharpen it every day.

ornurse95

ornurse95

1 Post

Remember, "Timeout" before incision.

I can't believe it! He's the nurse manager of the OR. He said we should know our job well enough to do it in our sleep.

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.. Has 25 years experience. 2 Articles; 3,619 Posts

Is it gonna hurt?

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.. Has 25 years experience. 2 Articles; 3,619 Posts

Will you sterilize this for me?

jodispamodi

jodispamodi

230 Posts

"I am NOT giving this back to you, until you can prove to me you are older than 12"(sheesh the older I get the younger the doctors look)