I don't have kids. I love babies, obviously, but I just don't plan on having any of my own. However, I am constantly asked by families if I have kids. Usually, I just say something jokingly like, "Nope, I like to take care of my babies here and then go home and sleep through the night." Rarely, this becomes a problem with discharge teaching though - recently I had a dad point blank say to me, "I have six kids and you don't have any. You don't need to try to tell me how to take care of a baby." Even coworkers ask me, "So when are you going to get one of your own?" I don't really want to get into a discussion of why I'm choosing to stay childless at work.
All you other childless nurses, do you have a go-to answer for this question? I want to be friendly, but I'm really over talking about my child-bearing plans or lack thereof with strangers and acquaintances.