National Slap Your Co-worker Day, a joke

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care anything about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the sameday.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY!

*After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault"must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of you always messing up stuff!"

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping, by cracky.

PS....Remember to laugh as loud as you can while doing it. Then if they bring up charges, * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to just tell the police it was all in fun.

CHEERZ!

[UM Review RN, ASN, RN]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

on behalf of Ike Turner,

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[live4today, RN]

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Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their

mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? ....................................

CHEERZ!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: GOSH, I needed a laugh right now! Thanks Fran!

[dbsn00]

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

:rotfl: Thanks for the MUCH needed laugh!!! :rotfl:

[fab4fan]

Oh yeah, what a hoot...Ike Turner, wife beater.

What next, jokes about picking people off with high powered assault rifles?

Very, very unfunny. Very, very disgusting. With all the problems with workplace violence, and this is what you think is humor?

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Oh yeah, what a hoot...Ike Turner, wife beater.

What next, jokes about picking people off with high powered assault rifles?

Very, very unfunny. Very, very disgusting. With all the problems with workplace violence, and this is what you think is humor?

Whatever. To each his own.

[webblarsk]

:rotfl: :rotfl: Very cute!

[LydiaNN]

Oh yeah, what a hoot...Ike Turner, wife beater.

What next, jokes about picking people off with high powered assault rifles?

Very, very unfunny. Very, very disgusting. With all the problems with workplace violence, and this is what you think is humor?

Sigh.

[LydiaNN]

:rotfl: HAHAHAHAHA Fran. Darn the luck though. Our office irritant is out on maternity leave. I hope this event repeats next year!:rotfl:

[UM Review RN, ASN, RN]

With all the problems with workplace violence, and this is what you think is humor?

Lighten up, FFF! It was expressly posted to a humor forum and explicitly stated as a humorous piece.

How else would we have known?

[mcmike55]

That's a good one!!!

Finally a day that I really can get behind!!!!!

I have a list that I've been building...........

oh,,,,wait......you said this was a joke.

forget what I said,,,,,,sniff.

Maybe next year?????

Mike

[CHATSDALE]

FRAN have you been peeking at us through the plexiglass???