National Slap Your Co-worker Day, a joke

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Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care anything about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the sameday.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY!

*After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault"must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of you always messing up stuff!"

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping, by cracky.

PS....Remember to laugh as loud as you can while doing it. Then if they bring up charges, * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to just tell the police it was all in fun.

CHEERZ!:D

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care anything about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the sameday.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY!

*After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault"must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of you always messing up stuff!"

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping, by cracky.

PS....Remember to laugh as loud as you can while doing it. Then if they bring up charges, * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to just tell the police it was all in fun.

CHEERZ!:D

OMGosh I have one this week I just want to call her Pez head her head goes up and down but she still doesn't got it. This is too funny Too bad I couldn't get away with it. I would probably feel bad any way (Sigh)

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I recieved the funniest joke by e-mail. It's a cartoon of a big old nurse standing over the patient's bed. He has the covers pulled up to his nose. She says...." I'm sorry Mr.Jones, your HMO doesn't cover enemas, I'll just have to slap the **** out of you". :lol2:

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I recieved the funniest joke by e-mail. It's a cartoon of a big old nurse standing over the patient's bed. He has the covers pulled up to his nose. She says...." I'm sorry Mr.Jones, your HMO doesn't cover enemas, I'll just have to slap the **** out of you". :lol2:

For the mood I'm in right now - I have to say thank you.

steph

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FRAN have you been peeking at us through the plexiglass???
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Love your remark, Dale
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OMGosh I have one this week I just want to call her Pez head her head goes up and down but she still doesn't got it. This is too funny Too bad I couldn't get away with it. I would probably feel bad any way (Sigh)
Here ya go, honey.:D Ya know I'm always happy to please.
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Most places have zero tolerance policies for workplace violence.

Soo----here is a non violent way to deal with irritating coworkers.

  1. Bribe the person who does the schedule to schedule every single irritant coworker to work the shift after yours.
  2. Have your car thoroughly serviced to ensure it won't break down.
  3. Fill up your gas tank before your shift so you won't run out at the wrong time.
  4. At the end of your shift, hang around long enough to be sure none of the irritants called in sick.
  5. Pull your car up to the employee entrance and leave the door open and the engine running.
  6. Leave the employee entrance door open and make sure you have a clear path to your car.
  7. Make sure your shoe laces are tied so you won't trip over them.
  8. Yell as loudly as possible "Gee, it's so 'Q-word' in here that I miss (insert any/all frequent flyer names).
  9. Run through the door, dive into your car and burn rubber getting out of there.

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Most places have zero tolerance policies for workplace violence.

Soo----here is a non violent way to deal with irritating coworkers.

  1. Bribe the person who does the schedule to schedule every single irritant coworker to work the shift after yours.
  2. Have your car thoroughly serviced to ensure it won't break down.
  3. Fill up your gas tank before your shift so you won't run out at the wrong time.
  4. At the end of your shift, hang around long enough to be sure none of the irritants called in sick.
  5. Pull your car up to the employee entrance and leave the door open and the engine running.
  6. Leave the employee entrance door open and make sure you have a clear path to your car.
  7. Make sure your shoe laces are tied so you won't trip over them.
  8. Yell as loudly as possible "Gee, it's so 'Q-word' in here that I miss (insert any/all frequent flyer names).
  9. Run through the door, dive into your car and burn rubber getting out of there.

:rotfl::roll:D I'd hate to see any of them later on that week...

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Wow get a grip! It was just a joke. Think nothing was meant by it. Someone needs to use some vacation time.

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:rotfl::roll:D I'd hate to see any of them later on that week...

Even better if you're going on a three month vacation and it's done on the day before you leave.:lol2:

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