Medic Christmas Carols

nursedawn67, LPN · Dec 21, 2004

Wow that was good!! Very creative! :Santa3:

Antikigirl, ASN, RN · Dec 21, 2004

Thanks!!!!!!!!! I can't seem to stop either..just made one up for paramedics about "Randy the drunken patient"...and it is cute, but can't post that one here (a four letter word or two..but the rhyme was too good to not use it..LOL!)...

Bjo · Dec 22, 2004

I think these songs are hilarious. They give us an outlet to the real stress of the job. Saw something similar on the psychiatric nurses forum about different songs at christmas. If you get a chance, check it out!:rotfl:

Antikigirl, ASN, RN · Dec 23, 2004

My answering machine message!!!!!!!!

(To somewhat of the tune of "Dashing through the Snow")

Happy holidays to you all

I am sorry that I missed your call

But I was stuck on my office phone

With a doc who wouldn't leave me alone. Ha ha ha ha

Had to run to 402

For a guy that simply could not poo.

And trot on up to 308

For a woman who had a tummy ache.

And if I wasn't busy enough

I had a guy with an achy cough,

A gal with a fever, and a foley cath leak

A guy with a boil, and a dementa pt went tweek

Then a code blue puffer, and a guy with gas...

A skin tear and a inflamed a**

Orders non stop on my office fax

And our lobby tv is stuck on PAX!

So again, happy holidays to you all

And if I tend to miss your call

But remember I will try to get right back

If you have the kindness to give me some slack!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!

Antikigirl, ASN, RN · Dec 23, 2004

Bed alarms ring...are you list'n

IN the unit, foley's glisten

What a beautiful sight, working Christmas tonight...

Being a nurse on lovely Christmas eve!

Gone away, is the doctor...

Here to stay..is his intern

He doesn't know much

And uses us as a crutch

Its great being a nurse on Christmas eve!

In the unit we can build a snow man

Out of kerlix, and some paper tape and cups!

We'll have fun with our Mr. Snowman

Till we get caught by our charge nurse!

Later on, we'll perspire

As we run around all wired

On cookies and sweets, and all other treats

As we complain about our weight and going to the gym!

In the unit we can build another snow man

With a texas cath and a blown up condom too

We are getting gitty, and sleep deprived now...

And of course just then a code in 302!

But life goes on...don't we know it

Working holidays is a bummer

We daydream and sigh

And at times even cry

Isn't it great to work on Christmas eve...

Being a nurse on lovely Christmas eveeeeeee!!!!!!!

SING IT AGAIN...

Ba Ba ba ba...ISN"T IT GREAT TO BE A NURSE ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS to all my nursing buds working Christmas!!!!!!!!!

Aneroo, LPN · Dec 23, 2004

HAHAHA! I've heard the Burger King one...haven't heard it in a long time. "Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?" HA!

Siouxz2 · Dec 23, 2004

HAHAHA! I've heard the Burger King one...haven't heard it in a long time. "Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?" HA!

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers

I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done (x4)

I gotta run (x4)

Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Where is the bell?

Wait for the bell

Can't hear the bell

Where is the bell?

Ding fries are done (x4)

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers

I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done (x4)

Here's the link for the audio--it's hysterical!:

http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

Altra, BSN, RN · Dec 23, 2004

A Metro West Christmas Carol
(to the tune of "Ring Christmas Bells)
I work at Metro West, I drive an ambulance

It really goes fast.

I get the calls and go, with my kits in tow,

Lights and sirens show!

Would you like a morphine drip with that?

Would you like a morphine drip with that?

Oops DNR, Oops DNR, Oops DNR, we've gone too far.

Little old lady falls, and code one calls, and some dude that can not poo!

Drunks always fighting you, saying "I've only had two", oh watch out he's gonna spew!

Would you like a morphine drip with that?

Would you like a morphine drip with that?

Wait for the code.

He's gonna code.

Flat line here goes,

On with the code...

*Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live.

I work at Metro West,I drive an ambulance

It really goes fast.

*Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live.

BWAAHH!!! :rotfl:

Fantastic. I work in an ER, and this is dead on. Too funny!

The Burger King song is also at http://www.sillydude.com.

Happy Holidays! :Santa1:

Antikigirl, ASN, RN · Dec 24, 2004

It was having that darned burger king one in my head for DAYS that got me started! LOL!!!!!!! I love that one now...it will be a family Christmas Carol Classic now! LOL!~

Wolfpax · Dec 25, 2004

LOVED IT !

We use to do that too when I was a medic and then sing them at the Christmas parties... most were unit specific

One of them was to Winter Wonderland and part of it that wasn't specific was

Sirens blare ! are you listening

in the rig's nitroglycerin

a Code 55 we'll bring back alive

rushin' doin' 90 all the way

Remember in the snow yo can't defib them

if yo do you'll look just like a tree with lights

and if you do you know well go a give ya

some bicarb and some lidocaine tonight

JnJTyson · Dec 28, 2004

I wish I could remember the whole song...last year during our last few days of LPN school, we came up with the 12 days of christmas...nurses style....I only seem to remember "5 Full bedpans" I'm sure we could all make a new one..LOL

Jules