I was asked by my hubby (who is a paramedic) to write a song to the tune of "Ring Christmas Bells" because he heard a funny on having to do with Burger King (which cracked me up)...So I wrote one about him being a paramedic, and one for me being a geriatric nurse. Here goes..LOL! (He works for a company called Metro west ambulance..that may help to know..LOL).
A Metro West Christmas Carol
(to the tune of "Ring Christmas Bells)
I work at Metro West, I drive an ambulance
It really goes fast.
I get the calls and go, with my kits in tow,
Lights and sirens show!
Would you like a morphine drip with that?
Would you like a morphine drip with that?
Oops DNR, Oops DNR, Oops DNR, we've gone too far.
Little old lady falls, and code one calls, and some dude that can not poo!
Drunks always fighting you, saying "I've only had two", oh watch out he's gonna spew!
Would you like a morphine drip with that?
Would you like a morphine drip with that?
Wait for the code.
He's gonna code.
Flat line here goes,
On with the code...
*Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live.
I work at Metro West,I drive an ambulance
It really goes fast.
*Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live, Zap gotta live.
(to the tune of "Ring Christmas Bells")
I work in a nursing home, with folks so accident prone,
SNAP there goes a hip...
Bed sores, a stuffed up colin, neb for a puffer,
And a short of breath.
Call in the nurse, and call her STAT...
Skin tears, falls, and an O2 Sat.
Oops DNR, where's the DNR, no DNR, find that DNR!
Accidents with little scooters, fixing sore pooters, avoiding tooters!
Colace and enema's, dig and warfin draws, and trimming thick nail claws!
Call in the nurse, and call her STAT...
Skin tears, falls, and an O2 Sat.
Oh he's turning blue, She's gonna spew
He's gotta poo, admit the new...
I work in a nursing home, with folks so accident prone,
SNAP there goes a hip...
Call in the nurse, and call her STAT...
Skin tears, falls, and an O2 Sat.
Have fun with this folks...the material is just too great!!!!!!!!! Add on!!! LOL!!!!! Get those creative juices flowin!!!!!!!!:rotfl: :chuckle 
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