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A senior member of mamily, whom I suspect is in the early stages of Alzeimer's, told me today that her "hips were hurting" so she gave herself a Lysol Douche. She said that she had used it during the 40's as birth-control, and she thought this might make her feel better. She said she is feeling better now. I am really afraid that she is going to hurt herself. She said that she didn't use very much, but I am still worried. Ever heard of this?
I looked it up and couldn't find anything; I do not have either Cheez Whiz OR douche in my house.
But! Look what I found:
According to this book, you can:
Clean a toilet with Country Time Lemonade
Relieve morning sickness with Gatorade
Remove scuff marks from patent-leather shoes with Noxzema
Give yourself a facial with Cheerios
Soothe sunburn pain with Cool Whip
Relieve insect-bite itching with A.1. Steak Sauce
Clean your clothes with Cheez Whiz (great for removing grease!)
Hmm. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Originally posted by NICU_NurseI looked it up and couldn't find anything; I do not have either Cheez Whiz OR douche in my house.
But! Look what I found:
Clean a toilet with Country Time Lemonade
Relieve morning sickness with Gatorade
Hmm. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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I drink that stuff a lot, now i'm sitting here wondering what it's doing to my stomach if you can scrub a crapper with it!!!!
OHMYGOSH!
9....yes, 9 pages of this thread!
absolutely hysterical! Especially to one who was raised with the "lady partss are self-cleaning unless infected" directives from both her mother and nursing school! I seriously don't think I knew what a 'douche' was until nursing school!
Cannot imagine using Lysol...
Cannot imagine smelling like Lysol!
No way...No how...not this gal! Yuck!
Haze
PS thanks for the 'education' at MOM website...
frightening what info is now available on the Web!!! LOL
Originally posted by sanakruzThere used to be a product on the market with a picture on the bottle of a nurse in a cap.
It wasnt lysol but simimlar stuff. One could wash the floor, the car, and then douche with it. I last saw it for sale in the early 80's
Give me a minute to download ancient memoriesand i'll post the name...
That stuff is STILL for sale!!! I even see it at my local Safeway!! It is called, I believe, Hexol or something similar.
My gosh, I think the active ingredient in Lysol is Carbolic Acid. I am surprised these women in the '40s were ever able to CONCEIVE when they finally wanted to--hey--wait a minute--maybe they used it to induce abortion before abortions were legal, too....
redshiloh
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I guess the menthol is supposed to make you say 'whooo hooo!!"
I wonder what future generations will say about our ads?