Joke/Rejecting the Rejection Letter

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Specializes in Community Health, Med-Surg, Home Health.

[today's date]

Dear [interviewer's name]:

Thank you for your 4/17 letter. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to hire me at your facility. This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusual number of rejection letters.

With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite Acme Inc's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment at your facility effective immediately. I look forward to seeing you, then.

Sincerely,

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Anonymous Author

*Have a great evening and sleep well, allnurses! :jester:

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:lol_hitti

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Freakin love it!:yeah:

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LOL! :yeah::jester:

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:hpygrp:

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I know of a woman who currently refuses to believe she has been fired because they didn't give her an exit interview. They cashed out her PTO and sick bank and gave it to her in cash and erased her name from the schedule. But she won't go looking for a job, she just sits at home waiting for them to call when they need her. Fortunately I am not the person related to this woman.

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Loved It ;;;;; Lol

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Specializes in ICU.

heehee:yeah:

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I love it!!

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I know of a woman who currently refuses to believe she has been fired because they didn't give her an exit interview. They cashed out her PTO and sick bank and gave it to her in cash and erased her name from the schedule. But she won't go looking for a job, she just sits at home waiting for them to call when they need her. Fortunately I am not the person related to this woman.

Oh, how sad.

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Specializes in ER; HBOT- lots others.

how funny funny funny.

lmao!!!

i know someone who cannot get hired to save her life, and i emailed this to her!!!

-H-

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Specializes in ICU.

waaaay toooo funny! :lol2:

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