Is This Bullying?

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The unit ran out of red Jello. The Nurse Manager knows it's my favorite flavor. :sneaky:

Well I don't care what you all say. I will use my special glitter unicorn stethoscope! You can't be the boss of me.

and if you don't give me my red jello in my preferred brand I will report you to the DON.

as for all the crusty old bats why don't you just retire if you are so unhappy!

Wear it and I'll make up stories about you redirecting narcs. I'll be nice to your face though. :D

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I think we all must be nuts :cheeky:.

Or seriously under-stimulated and have too much time on our hands.

I have plenty of time on my hands. Me and my DON are tight. I give her jello and she lets me do as I please.

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
We also have to be careful about appearances, that we don't discriminate against the Nearly Dead or Mostly Dead (cue Mel Brooks, people!!!)

Not to mention the Monty Python people.

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
Well I don't care what you all say. I will use my special glitter unicorn stethoscope! You can't be the boss of me.

and if you don't give me my red jello in my preferred brand I will report you to the DON.

as for all the crusty old bats why don't you just retire if you are so unhappy!

We don't retire because Social Security gives us next to no money, and we have to eat. Who would eat cat food when there are tasty, tender newbies to munch on. (Although there's a commercial for the cat food "Sheba" that looks really good. Serve it over some rice and you've got a great meal.)

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Specializes in Emergency.
We also have to be careful about appearances, that we don't discriminate against the Nearly Dead or Mostly Dead (cue Mel Brooks, people!!!)

Mostly dead is nearly alive....

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Specializes in Critical Care.
You will be a horrible nurse! Anyone who thinks a glitter stethoscope is professional should not be allowed to be a nurse!

Where can we get one? What colors are available?

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Specializes in Gerontology.
We don't retire because Social Security gives us next to no money, and we have to eat. Who would eat cat food when there are tasty, tender newbies to munch on. (Although there's a commercial for the cat food "Sheba" that looks really good. Serve it over some rice and you've got a great meal.)

New grads are so yummy!

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Specializes in Maternity.
Where can we get one? What colors are available?

There's a gift certificate in your orientation folder. That's what we do to attract these young whippersnapper nurses...

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Specializes in Maternity.
Where can we get one? What colors are available?

In the gift shop where we also sell jello....:snicker

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Specializes in MICU, SICU, CICU.
​I think we may need to explain to new nurses that jello shooters does not mean that you administer jello IM or IVP.

Do you chart lies about jello?

Brace yourself taciturnly for a ton of righteous indignation if you chart lies by not awakening the alcoholics after administering red jello shooters!

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Where can we get one? What colors are available?

Oh! No! There will be none of that! No glitter stethoscope clubs!

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