I'm Stumped

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Ok, the condensed version...

This past month I've had 2 4th grade girls fake getting their first period as a way to get out of class and possibly be sent home.

I am not sure how to proceed. I do not want to embarrass either one of them, but I feel it should be addressed. Both girls will try anything to get out of class.

What would you do?

That's only when they're in the water. Throw one over your shoulder, haul her onto shore, and bam! Transformation

RIGHT?? Who doesn't know this?? It's clearly detailed in the Tom Hanks/John Candy documentary Splash

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What if Ariel was a reverse mermaid? Human legs and fish head? Would she still be attractive then?

My initial response was eew... - ...but maybe :blink:

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Specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.

Again, like all threads here...I'm rolling.

And I can't get this song out of my head, "This girl is a woman now."

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That's only when they're in the water. Throw one over your shoulder, haul her onto shore, and bam! Transformation

So do her legs appear all hairy or are they nice and smooth? Cause I'd want to shave first...

(Should I setup a Go Fund Me page to raise money for the psychological help I so obviously need?)

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My initial response was eew... - ...but maybe :blink:

I am going to pee in my pants. :roflmao:

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So do her legs appear all hairy or are they nice and smooth? Cause I'd want to shave first...

(Should I setup a Go Fund Me page to raise money for the psychological help I so obviously need?)

There's a more than competent physiological professional that we can refer you to ;)

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What if Ariel was a reverse mermaid? Human legs and fish head? Would she still be attractive then?

A man would put a bag over her head and ...

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There's a more than competent physiological professional that we can refer you to ;)

Afraid to ask....:eek:

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So sorta kinda back on topic...

When I was in school (I think it was grade school) it was discovered that someone had apparently taken a used pad and rubbed it on the walls (eww) in the girl's room. We girls were rounded up and admonished by the school nurse. When no one would admit to being the guilty party, the nurse indicated that she could go around and "check" to see which of us were menstruating.

Ummm...

While it never happened, I can only imagine the outcry and lawsuits that would have ensued. Yikes. On a lot of levels.

I attended public schools (two different systems) and some of the things that happened were way out there...

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So do her legs appear all hairy or are they nice and smooth? Cause I'd want to shave first...

(Should I setup a Go Fund Me page to raise money for the psychological help I so obviously need?)

Oh, her legs would transform to nice and smooth and there would be a bouquet of D&G Light Blue present.

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Oh, her legs would transform to nice and smooth and there would be a bouquet of D&G Light Blue present.

Oh if only life were more like fantasies. :D

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Oh, her legs would transform to nice and smooth and there would be a bouquet of D&G Light Blue present.

Hey now.

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