I'm Stumped

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Ok, the condensed version...

This past month I've had 2 4th grade girls fake getting their first period as a way to get out of class and possibly be sent home.

I am not sure how to proceed. I do not want to embarrass either one of them, but I feel it should be addressed. Both girls will try anything to get out of class.

What would you do?

Specializes in Telemetry.

Am I the only one who crushed on Robin Hood - the fox version? Maybe someone mentioned him already...

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Am I the only one who crushed on Robin Hood - the fox version? Maybe someone mentioned him already...

His voice wasn't deep enough. :blink:

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A very strong percentage of the men picked Ariel.

Yea, I can see that. Men. :sarcastic:

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Yea, I can see that. Men. :sarcastic:

I think it's because she's a mermaid. A lot of "us" are attracted to mermaids; at least it's reality based since mermaids are real.

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I think it's because she's a mermaid. A lot of "us" are attracted to mermaids; at least it's reality based since mermaids are real.

Mermaids are...um, missing...an important part for most men...

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Mermaids are...um, missing...an important part for most men...

That's only when they're in the water. Throw one over your shoulder, haul her onto shore, and bam! Transformation

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That's only when they're in the water. Throw one over your shoulder, haul her onto shore, and bam! Transformation

Hahhahahahahahahhahaaaaa!!!

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Specializes in med-surg, IMC, school nursing, NICU.
let me guess, Cinderella. She cleans.

My hubs would like Princess Jasmine.

My Disney Princess Girl Crush is Belle. Just sayin'.

Belle is my favorite, too! Always has been.

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I think it's because she's a mermaid. A lot of "us" are attracted to mermaids; at least it's reality based since mermaids are real.

And usually topless! With shell bras.

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What if Ariel was a reverse mermaid? Human legs and fish head? Would she still be attractive then?

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Belle is my favorite, too! Always has been.

She's brunette. She reads. She saved the Beast! :inlove:

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What if Ariel was a reverse mermaid? Human legs and fish head? Would she still be attractive then?

Does she still have the long hair and shell bra?

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