I'm grateful for you crusty old bats

[SuesquatchRN]

Nowhere else is it permissible to crack up over a death. Nowhere else are gross things normal. Nowhere else can I vent about a ream of awful prima donna patients without being told I have no compassion.

Y'all know who you are. And thanks.

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[sharpeimom]

I'm sure they'd count. what about the nickname "ironsides?"

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

What about LeadButt.... I've only known a few of those, and they weren't to the point of evaluating total strangers' veins yet...

[DixieRedHead, ASN, RN]

Don't look at me. I like young nurses. Had two for breakfast. Very tasty.

[diva rn, BSN, RN]

DixieRedHead said:

Don't look at me. I like young nurses. Had two for breakfast. Very tasty.

I'm trying to cut down, so one's my limit these days..

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

I like mine grilled, and sliced on a salad ....*slurp*

[Cat_RN, ASN, BSN, RN]

I'm not yet old, but I am pretty crusty and a also a bit of a bat.

Sometimes I do think to myself, "Wow, I really am already a crusty old bat of a nurse."

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

Cat_LPN said:

I'm not yet old, but I am pretty crusty and a also a bit of a bat.

Sometimes I do think to myself, "Wow, I really am already a crusty old bat of a nurse."

As long as the bat doesn't come with a "ding", you're good

Latin term: dingus batticus.... it's official

[exnavygirl-RN]

Moderation is the key. I tend to get a blood sugar spike when I eat too many.

diva rn said:

I'm trying to cut down, so one's my limit these days..

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

exnavygirl-RN said:

Moderation is the key. I tend to get a blood sugar spike when I eat too many.

You must be getting some of the good ones. I've gotten some sour, a few hot (headed), and MANY bitter.... where are you doing your newbie hunting ?

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

jahra said:

Wearing navy blue cape with red lining optional...

I am a COB looking in antique stores for one of these gems.

11. New COB black cape with webbed wings and nursing caduceus available soon.

Heh heh heh..... Winter gloves must be webbed as well

Whoever isn't too decrepit, maybe get one of those gravity gizmos, and hang upside down at some time during the day (or is that ???)

[Always_Learning, BSN, RN]

DixieRedHead said:

Don't look at me. I like young nurses. Had two for breakfast. Very tasty.

diva rn said:

I'm trying to cut down, so one's my limit these days..

Err, I hear if you sprinkle this on your newb...I mean...food, you eat less.....eh? eh??

[Esme12, ASN, BSN, RN]

Just another old bat checking in!!!

Have a permanent bald spot where your hair was removed with your cap when pulled off you head!!