I'm grateful for you crusty old bats

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Nowhere else is it permissible to crack up over a death. Nowhere else are gross things normal. Nowhere else can I vent about a ream of awful prima donna patients without being told I have no compassion.

Y'all know who you are. And thanks.

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nola1202 said:
Everytime a bell reings a baby bat gets their wings. (very loose quote from "It's a wonderful Life."

Aawwww!!! ?

nola1202 said:
Right back at ya baby, it's not age or gender it's an attitude! It's a lifestyle!

I think it starts when eyeballing the veins of everyone in the line at the grocery store seems normal :D

Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

...just no bats in the belfry.

That baby one has rabies :eek: Lotsa slobber ......

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
xtxrn said:
I think it starts when eyeballing the veins of everyone in the line at the grocery store seems normal :D

Yeah, I think that makes us Vampire Bats!!!;)

Specializes in Cardiac Care.
xtxrn said:
I think it starts when eyeballing the veins of everyone in the line at the grocery store seems normal :D

OMG, I do that!

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
Hellostudentnurssee said:
I admire the crusty old bats - my mom is a "crusty old bat" and I admire her for it.

My nursing instructor is a crusty old bat and expects me to become one overnight. I'm still a newbie and I haven't earned that title yet but someday, I hope I will.

The bad smells don't phase me, the overly anxious doctors who only want a patient's signature don't scare me... it's just those certain nurses that eat their young that freak me out. *sigh*

Sigh. This again? On what was supposed to be a fun thread?

OCNRN63 said:
Sigh. This again? On what was supposed to be a fun thread?

I agree. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.:smackingf

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.

But once again if you will notice who posted that.... a STUDENT nurse....or at least that's the tag....if she truely wants to become a "crusty old bat" she needs to lay off the eating their young line...!!!

But I thought it was we crusty, old bats who ate our young.

We need to own that and again, wear the badge with pride.

It's who we are and what we do.

diva rn said:
But once again if you will notice who posted that.... a STUDENT nurse....or at least that's the tag....if she truely wants to become a "crusty old bat" she needs to lay off the eating their young line...!!

You have to eat 'em before they can say it.

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
leslie ? said:
You have to eat 'em before they can say it

Good one Leslie...I guess that one got away!!! I had to laugh out loud at your post! Although, I was going to respond that as Vampire bats we don't eat our young-we just suck the blood out of them!!! Then throw the empty worthless carcasses to the side!!

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