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Never mind. I was trying to be like Davey Do and messed up.

Trying to be funny. Total fail.

Mods can you delete this?

Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.
NurseCard what happened to your avatar? He looks scalped!

Someone drew that in celebration of our new basketball coach (yay!) who is stark

raving bald. :laugh:

Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.
It is because U of L got scalped this year by the NCAA.

Yep. That too.

Someone drew that in celebration of our new basketball coach (yay!) who is stark

raving bald. :laugh:

This was my guess. Had to confirm. You don't know how many times I kept looking at the avatar and wondering "what is different about this?"

Oh thank you! :)

Okay, what it was, there was a closed topic and the OP

mentioned someone "straining" Grandma.

So I was like, "I didn't know straining Grandma was a thing!"

Then the drawing "Let's Strain, Grandma!"

Or

"Let's Strain Grandma!" cause you know, commas save lives.

Could you tell me, what was the thread / topic? I can't figure out what someone would mean by "straining Grandma".

I saw a t - shirt that said :

Let's eat Grandma!

Let's eat, Grandma.

COMMAS SAVE LIVES !

Specializes in Emergency, Telemetry, Transplant.
Could you tell me, what was the thread / topic? I can't figure out what someone would mean by "straining Grandma".

It was a ridiculous thread about "nurse brutality." The OP in that thread meant to say "restraining grandma to put in an NG"...he/she typed (or it may have been auto correct "straining Grandma."

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Then someone said something about "straining to stool," which I, in all my wisdom, read as "straining stool." Ugh.

Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

I love it. I still don't believe the OP of Nurse Brutality is a nurse. Probably someone who went to an ER or accompanied a family member, friend, etc.. And got mad because they weren't permitted to 'Bruce Lee' a nurse simply because they were sick. It never ceases to amaze me. Yes a patient is sick, yes the come for help, but they do not get to harm anyone with impunity because of it.

It was a ridiculous thread about "nurse brutality." The OP in that thread meant to say "restraining grandma to put in an NG"...he/she typed (or it may have been auto correct "straining Grandma."

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Then someone said something about "straining to stool," which I, in all my wisdom, read as "straining stool." Ugh.

I do remember this thread! The "Straining Grandma" picture is hilarious. Thank you :)

Specializes in Med/Surg/Infection Control/Geriatrics.
Never mind. I was trying to be like Davey Do and messed up.

Trying to be funny. Total fail.

Mods can you delete this?

Apparently not.

I am a visual learner and will probably also be strained one day so I love the drawing! You did way better than I could do and I've wanted to but then chose youtube music instead. I admire your bravery, Nursecard. Dance like no one's watching!!!

I also appreciate the explanation of the 'Comma's save lives." thing, abbnurse. Boy they really do save lives. Poor granny...strained and eaten?!

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