Husbands!

Tell him to call his doctor...problem solved!

His question today was "why is addiction a disease?" Well iDK. I could look it up but I'm busy.

My DH thinks I know everything, or should. Not a big deal, though.

I wonder if one of the admins can take the unnecessary apostrophe out of your thread title. Otherwise you are going to get a lot of sassy comments asking "Husband's what?"

Hahah. I give my husband one of 2 things depending on my mood - a smartass answer or I start a super technical science answer and he gives up. [emoji23]

Hahah. I give my husband one of 2 things depending on my mood - a smartass answer or I start a super technical science answer and he gives up. [emoji23]

When people ask me why their elbow hurts or what that weird rash is, I always answer that it's the hallmark sign of a brain tumor. Most of my family and friends have quit asking me to diagnose them. Except DH. He wants a diagnosis and advice, but then he never takes the advice given. Nothing changes.

When my wife asks me "When will I be feeling better with X', my stock reply is 'two weeks'.

I tell my partner that if I don't know the answer it's because it's not an important ailment. She rarely agrees. Sometimes I tell her I'll know more after a physical exam. She seems to fall for that one a lot...

My DH thinks I know everything, or should. Not a big deal, though.

I wonder if one of the admins can take the unnecessary apostrophe out of your thread title. Otherwise you are going to get a lot of sassy comments asking "Husband's what?"

This is embarrassing. I'm usually the one critiquing other people's grammar.

Thanks for pick me up. Funny answers.

Yes. Sigh. And every friend and family member too and coworkers!

I hear it frequently, "You're a nurse ..." And the questions begin.

My roommate did this a lot. He stopped when I told him I was going to start practicing all my skills on him for class. He still let me practice on him.