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How to properly inject your lungs with Lysol

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Or bleach. Whatever kills it in a minute. Also, can someone explain to me why pulmonary tanning hasn't been tried yet?

Thank goodness Alex Azar put a labradoodle breeder with no public health or medical qualifications in charge of putting the coronavirus task force together. Maybe he can help look into why these ideas haven't been tried yet.

toomuchbaloney

Has 43 years experience.

Doors it require a large bore needle or a filter? Will we get UV pills soon from Ivanka?

emtb2rn, BSN, RN, EMT-B

Specializes in Emergency. Has 21 years experience.

On 4/24/2020 at 11:10 AM, toomuchbaloney said:

Doors it require a large bore needle or a filter?

My understanding is when a bleach bolus is ordered, I will place a 14g in the hand (or possibly intraocular), no filter, bleach to be slammed ivp. We are debating whether the flush should be ns or solumedrol 125mg, again slammed.

toomuchbaloney

Has 43 years experience.

Will there be rescue bleach inhalers soon...how do we get one?

emtb2rn, BSN, RN, EMT-B

Specializes in Emergency. Has 21 years experience.

9 minutes ago, toomuchbaloney said:

Will there be rescue bleach inhalers soon...how do we get one?

Go to https://www.whitehouse.gov/, there should be a merchandise link.

On 4/24/2020 at 12:01 PM, emtb2rn said:

My understanding is when a bleach bolus is ordered, I will place a 14g in the hand (or possibly intraocular), no filter, bleach to be slammed ivp. We are debating whether the flush should be ns or solumedrol 125mg, again slammed.

And here I was thinking push pause.

Lysol-Gate. I swear, you just can't make this stuff up. ::facepalm::

Edited by HeartlandRN

toomuchbaloney

Has 43 years experience.

Maybe the ED should stock up on Chlorox...

2 hours ago, toomuchbaloney said:

Maybe the ED should stock up on Chlorox...

They can’t. The supermarkets are out. 🤣

9 minutes ago, Wuzzie said:

They can’t. The supermarkets are out. 🤣

It's off in a black hole with the hand sanitizer and toilet paper.

toomuchbaloney

Has 43 years experience.

29 minutes ago, HeartlandRN said:

It's off in a black hole with the hand sanitizer and toilet paper.

So...maybe the distilleries could make a bunch of isopropyl alcohol for people to cleanse their lungs

dream'n, BSN, RN

Specializes in UR/PA, Hematology/Oncology, Med Surg, Psych. Has 28 years experience.

On 4/24/2020 at 9:44 AM, eerrmm said:

Or bleach. Whatever kills it in a minute. Also, can someone explain to me why pulmonary tanning hasn't been tried yet?

Thank goodness Alex Azar put a labradoodle breeder with no public health or medical qualifications in charge of putting the coronavirus task force together. Maybe he can help look into why these ideas haven't been tried yet.

I had no idea who Alex Azar was, so I looked him up:

"Alex Michael Azar II is an American attorney, former pharmaceutical lobbyist and executive, and current Presidential cabinet member who serves as the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services"

What!!?? Typical. He's put in this position and isn't a medical professional. Even worse, he is a freakin' lawyer and pharmaceutical lobbyist.🤬