How to properly inject your lungs with Lysol

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Or bleach. Whatever kills it in a minute. Also, can someone explain to me why pulmonary tanning hasn't been tried yet?

Thank goodness Alex Azar put a labradoodle breeder with no public health or medical qualifications in charge of putting the coronavirus task force together. Maybe he can help look into why these ideas haven't been tried yet.

On 4/24/2020 at 4:08 PM, toomuchbaloney said:

Maybe the ED should stock up on Chlorox...

Too late-it’s already being hoarded. That along with Tylenol and thanks to Dr. Oz-Pepcid is flying off the shelves

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On 4/24/2020 at 7:29 PM, toomuchbaloney said:

So...maybe the distilleries could make a bunch of isopropyl alcohol for people to cleanse their lungs

I think on of the brands is “train wreck”....looks more like rubbing alcohol than hand sanitizer- one employers answer to hand sanitizer to say they gave their employees safety equipment-oh- and five masks (don’t ask for refills) and a box of latex gloves (so what if your allergic). True story for medical vendor response to PPE

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