Hospitals... the only place where...

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Specializes in CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele.

Hospitals. The only place where the word "Positive" means a bad thing. :)

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Specializes in LTC Rehab Med/Surg.

Advancing a drain, means pulling it out.

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lunch breaks aren't mandatory.

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...passing gas and burping is considered a good thing...

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Specializes in Surgical, quality,management.

caloire control is not usually a problem!

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Specializes in Med/Surg,Cardiac.

You have no trouble talking to strangers about bowel habits..

~ No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent -Eleanor Roosevelt ~

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Specializes in HIV, Psych, GI, Hepatology, Research.

These are so funny and so true.

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Specializes in Med-Surg.

Oh darn, EatMySoxRN... thats the first one I thought of..

Hospitals, the only place where someone WANTS a detailed description of your bowel movements, vomit, secretions, etc. AND wants to see them!

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Specializes in ICU/ER.

Hospitals...the only place where we can, more or less, tell what might or might not be growing in your bodily fluids based on smell alone...or whether or not you're bleeding.

C-diff poo? :poop:

Pseudomomas pee?

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On a more serious note...hositals are the only place you go to get better, but, instead you end up with a hospital- acquired infection ):

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So true!!

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It's not such a good thing at a health department either.

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