Nurses Humor
Published Mar 2, 2004
Two brunettes and a blond are pregnant, so, they pay a visit to the local clinic for a routine check-up. And while they are in the waiting room, the topic of gender comes up. The first brunette says, "Well, I was dominant, I was on top - so therefore it will be a boy." To which the second brunette turns to her and replies, "Well.. I was submissive, I was on the bottom - so I guess it will be a girl." Then the blond pauses for a moment, and yells, "OH NO! I'm having a PUPPY!"
bob
chris_at_lucas_RN, RN
1,895 Posts
Probably as old as the hills, but I hadn't heard it yet..... Preggy good, actually!
:rotfl:
(And this from a blond!)
nekhismom
1,104 Posts
Future_RN
38 Posts
Im a blonde and I dont get it:crying2:
jnette, ASN, EMT-I
4,388 Posts
Im a blonde and I dont get it:crying2: Future_RN
...for REAL ??? :uhoh21:
2ndCareerRN
583 Posts
Im a blonde and I dont get it
This has the potential to be MUCH funnier than the original joke!!! :chuckle
This has the potential to be MUCH funnier than the original joke!!! :chuckle bob
You sure you two aren't in cahoots here... and this is still part of the joke? :rotfl:
ps... Bob ! ( a bit off topic,sorry.. but while you're here...)
You still haven't read my PMs re my son and the Navy... I sent you two PMs several WEEKS ago !
nursebedlam
2,083 Posts
god made me be attracted to blonds
jemb
693 Posts
You sure you two aren't in cahoots here... and this is still part of the joke? :rotfl: /QUOTE]She's 14!
She's 14!
FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I
1 Article; 3,619 Posts
I shall help you out then sweetie.
The reason the blond said she was having a puppy is because instead of making love to her hubby, she slept with the dog, who got her pregnant.
Burnt Out, ASN, RN
647 Posts
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