Having a baby

Nurses Humor

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Two brunettes and a blond are pregnant, so, they pay a visit to the local clinic for a routine check-up. And while they are in the waiting room, the topic of gender comes up. The first brunette says, "Well, I was dominant, I was on top - so therefore it will be a boy." To which the second brunette turns to her and replies, "Well.. I was submissive, I was on the bottom - so I guess it will be a girl." Then the blond pauses for a moment, and yells, "OH NO! I'm having a PUPPY!"

bob

Probably as old as the hills, but I hadn't heard it yet..... Preggy good, actually!

:rotfl:

(And this from a blond!)

nekhismom

1,104 Posts

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Future_RN

38 Posts

:crying2: Im a blonde and I dont get it:crying2:

Future_RN

jnette, ASN, EMT-I

4,388 Posts

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
:crying2: Im a blonde and I dont get it:crying2:

Future_RN

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...for REAL ??? :uhoh21:

2ndCareerRN

583 Posts

Im a blonde and I dont get it

This has the potential to be MUCH funnier than the original joke!!! :chuckle

bob

jnette, ASN, EMT-I

4,388 Posts

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
This has the potential to be MUCH funnier than the original joke!!! :chuckle

bob

You sure you two aren't in cahoots here... and this is still part of the joke? :rotfl:

ps... Bob ! ( a bit off topic,sorry.. but while you're here...)

You still haven't read my PMs re my son and the Navy... I sent you two PMs several WEEKS ago ! :confused:

nursebedlam

2,083 Posts

god made me be attracted to blonds

jemb

693 Posts

You sure you two aren't in cahoots here... and this is still part of the joke? :rotfl: /QUOTE]

She's 14!

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I

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:crying2: Im a blonde and I dont get it:crying2:

Future_RN

I shall help you out then sweetie.

The reason the blond said she was having a puppy is because instead of making love to her hubby, she slept with the dog, who got her pregnant.

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I

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4_1_108.gif 4_1_72.gif Fantastically FUNNY!!!!
Specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.
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