Graduate Nurses vs Experienced Nurses
1. A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does.
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.
2. A Graduate Nurse has so many pins on their name badge you can't read it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons.
3. A Graduate Nurse charts too much.
An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.
4. A Graduate Nurse loves to run to codes.
An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.
5. A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.
6. A Graduate Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.
An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.
7. A Graduate Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.
An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them
8. A Graduate Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.
An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.
9. A Graduate Nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.
An experienced nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.
10. A Graduate Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.
An experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.
11. A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect Nurses.
An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.
12. A Graduate Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it.
An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.
13. A Graduate Nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family"
An experienced nurse avoids the family.
14. A Graduate Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time.
An experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.
15. A Graduate Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient.
An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.
16. A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone.
An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.
17. A Graduate Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.
An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.
18. A Graduate Nurse carries reference books in their bag.
An experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some "cough syrup" in their bag.
19. A Graduate Nurse doesn't find this funny.
An experienced nurse does.
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Tweety, BSN, RN
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Dramatic? You're talking about me because I'm the only one who has come back to continually post to this thread. I'm o.k. with that. That's what I do, I didn't get 25,000 plus points by not posting my opinion. I do admit I sometimes belabor my point over and over again, and sometimes do need to know when to back off and not keep repeating myself.
Seriously, what kind of bb would it be if people didn't post opinions. How boring would it be if we were all the same or decided not to express ourselves and play follow the leader and say the same thing, or express what we feel is the majority opinoin that pleases people.
If you have a problem with it, why keep reading all the posts, why not just lighten up and get a life and move on. Because whether you or anyone else like it or not, understand it or not, I'm still going to honestly express myself.