a good medical excuse - page 2

hi, I need to find a good medical excuse so I can take my exam later. Could you tell me how I can get a medical excuse from a doctor? I want one which the doctor can not find that i am lying.... Read More

  1. by   renerian
    Can't say I have ever seen this here before?

  2. by   RNIAM
    This is too funny. Any excuse will work. lol either way you certainly made my morning.
  3. by   gwenith
    Originally posted by memphispanda
    I know! Call and tell them you are suffering terribly with borborygmus and you are too sick to even get to the doctor.

    That's even better than telling them you have a bone in your leg!!!.

    You COULD tell them you have the "dreaded Lurgi" or even "Barcoo Rot" both are tried and tested as exam excuses.
  4. by   GPatty
    You have GOT to be kidding!?!?
    Try studying? Now THERE'S an original idea.....
  5. by   essarge
    I got it!! Tell them you've lost your spine and it will be awhile before you have the backbone to take the exam!!!
  6. by   colleen10
    How about "Stupidity"?
  7. by   KAYfutureLPN
    Your kidding right? I hope you are.
  8. by   PennyLane
    Oh man, this is too funny.

    I think you should just talk to your professor and explain your situation.
  9. by   Sarah, RNBScN
    You know that song...."your unbelievable"

    Your not a real nurse are you?
  10. by   sagelola

    I bet you wish you never posted that now! Most of us get were we are by HARD WORK!! :angryfire
  11. by   Rustyhammer
    And then when (if) this person graduates, We'll be accused of "eating our young".
  12. by   nekhismom
    Wow!! You guys are too funny! Like the borborygmus one especially!! How about this: just don't show and don't take the exam. Wouldn't want to work on the floor with a nurse like you: unreliable!!!
  13. by   EmeraldNYL
    TROLL ALERT!! :roll