You've got a what up/in your what??? - page 4

OK, Mario's thread about cheese, and Zhakrin's coke bottle post made me think up this one for fun. We've all had them, or heard about them. What is the most interesting thing you have had a person... Read More

    We'll have to chat sometime. See if maybe one of us has some freaky sick sites that the other one doesn't

  2. by   kids
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    We'll have to chat sometime. See if maybe one of us has some freaky sick sites that the other one doesn't

    For sure!

    And to think we take 'care' of people
  3. by   burger914
    I have another was referred to me, so please don't get the wrong impression about me!Some of the stuff is funny, some is dirty and most of it is gross. Oh and some of it is just plain stupid. Have fun .
    Last edit by gwenith on Sep 18, '03
  4. by   burger914
    hi i just went to link removed and it is very ummm how shall i say... geared toward men. i should have looked around more before i posted here for all you poor people to subject yourselves too. my apologies!!!
    Last edit by gwenith on Sep 18, '03
  5. by   momrn50
    My mom saw a man with a lit flashlight stuck in his rectum in the ER once. She said when he bent over a beam of light shined out...he told the MD that his hemorrhoids itched...Takes all kinds I guess!!
  6. by   PhantomRN
    We had a guy show up in our ER who had stuffed noddles up his penis and when that did not give the response he desired he broke off tinges from forks and shoved them up there. Needless to say, he was having some pain.
  7. by   PhantomRN
    We had a woman who came in all the time because she would swallow batteries...........I guess she got a charge out of
  8. by   colleen10
    A friend of mine was a radiology tech. at a small midwestern suburban hospital. The hospital was the closest medical facility to a group home for delinguent / emotionally disturbed boys. She would gets lots kids coming in from fights etc. but one night she had a 16 year old male come in with a screw up his urethra, head went in first. Apparently he had unscrewed the screw from his bed because the staff had taken sharp pointy objects away from him because a few months prior he had taken a pencil and also put it up his urethra, point first. My friend was responsible for taking an X-ray his penis.

    Very uncomfortable for both of them!
  9. by   RN-PA
    These urethra stories are giving me the heebie-jeebies! I always feel kind of bad whenever I have to insert a well-lubricated foley cath into a man or woman and I personally have never had one inserted-- It makes me shudder to think about ANYTHING in my urethra, let alone spaghetti, wires, screws??? You think you've heard it all and can no longer be shocked by people's behavior, and then you read the Allnurses B.B... :imbar What an education I'm getting here! YIKES!
  10. by   AIS52
    We had a guy show up in the ED with a "Kong" dog toy Kong Dog Toys in his rectum. When the ED couldn't remove it, off he went to the OR where CRS had to! After a week in the SICU I don't think this guy ever wants to show his face in the hospital again!
    A friend of mine who works in radiology has a collection what he calls his "teaching films" in his locker- naturally these films now rest on top!
  11. by   Leann Tucker
    I am a School Nurse. I had a 6yr boy come in complaining about the "sticker"in his ear. I thought he was describing the pain sensation. When I looked in his ear with my otoscope, sure enough it was a sticker that his teacher had given him.
  12. by   TMPaul
    Was working ER one day when a young woman came in with a nail polish bottle stuck in her vagina. I sent the new ER doc (young and single) in to evaluate and it turns out the woman was his date for that evening.
  13. by   Teshiee
    Darn! And I thought it was a one way street!