1. they demand the catheter out so they can have sex with their girlfriend.
2. they cuss you and everyone in the room out regardless of the situation.
3. they are a no information pt because they were shot and they are mad because they aren't suppossed to be calling people to let they know where they are.
4. they want to leave so they can find the drug dealer that shot them so they can "get my gun and do him before he does me".
He is readmitted to hospital 1 week post surgery on his foot via surgical outpatients with maggots in his wound. When asked why he hadn't reported the smell of rotting flesh earlier - reply is 'I only noticed there was a problem when my wife commented on the increase in the flys in the house'
Really, he did despite only having 4 inches to work with.
He also got arrested for beating up on his girlfriend about 2 years after he got "bobbed". I guess he didn't learn the first time. He would probably find a way to be a jerk pt.
He also got arrested for beating up on his girlfriend about 2 years after he got "bobbed". I guess he didn't learn the first time. He would probably find a way to be a jerk pt.
And he probably WAS a jerk patient while he was in the hospital getting, ahem, reconstructed. :imbar
Thanks to allnurses for placing this thread at the bottom of the page, therefore making it easier to get bumped!
You introduce yourself as a nurse and immediatly get met with a flurry of Gaylord Fokker referrences.
You're pt who five minutes ealier was in dire pain holds up a finger at you then points to their phone and then makes a go away motion
He tells you that he's prefer the hot nurse he saw on his way in start his IV
Give me some time, or hell just give me until I go back to work Monday night and I'm sure I can have a few more. Those are just the annoying ones off the top of my head.
she wants to know all your credentials including your kindergarden teacher.
they want this that and the other, then when you get back in the room and kindly ask "is there anything else you need?" they say no and put their light on before you get to the end of the hall.
He blows a raspberry at you every time you walk in the room and call you a @*^$# because you wouldn't let him grab your backside and you're the first one to do this.
Confused old man, my butt.......he knew what he was doing and I spoiled his fun!
Oooh I love it when the old ones get revived so I can actually read them!!!
You know your pt is a jerk if the prior shift's nurse sits you down before giving report, looks deep into your eyes, and says with all seriousness, "I am SO sorry!"
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rph3664
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Those people must live in filth!