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You know your pt is a jerk if: 1. they demand the catheter out so they can have sex with their girlfriend. 2. they cuss you and everyone in the room out regardless of the situation. 3. they are... Read More

  1. by Medic2RN
    Dec 8, '08
    He blows a raspberry at you every time you walk in the room and call you a @*^$# because you wouldn't let him grab your backside and you're the first one to do this.

    Confused old man, my butt.......he knew what he was doing and I spoiled his fun!
    Last edit by sirI on Dec 9, '08
  2. by so alive LPN
    Jun 21, '09
    Quote from wickedrn
    he wants you to put lotion on his butt.
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    lol that's when i would have said "it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the foley again"!
  3. by 2BSure
    Jun 21, '09
    Quote from TriageRN_34
    OH MY!

    He just wanted to hit on the women!
    OMG! Because he, as a meth addict, is sooooooo attractive.
  4. by PostOpPrincess
    Jun 21, '09
    You all are reminding me why I left the ER.

    It's so hard to believe people like these actually exists...but alas they do.
  5. by sicushells
    Jun 22, '09
    I love this thread!! Thanks everyone!!
  6. by Purple_Scrubs
    Jun 22, '09
    Oooh I love it when the old ones get revived so I can actually read them!!!

    You know your pt is a jerk if the prior shift's nurse sits you down before giving report, looks deep into your eyes, and says with all seriousness, "I am SO sorry!"

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