Tell on yourself, if you dare...

Nurses General Nursing

Published

What's the goofiest mistake you've made on the job? No, I don't mean the med errors or the medical mistakes you learned from. Those are important and often terrible experiences, of course, but this isn't about danger to patients or trauma.

I just really want to talk about the silly things we ALL do and can have the good grace to laugh about. It seems I find so many great stories in the nursing community because we often are under such stress, that we're so focused on those important details and avoiding the critical mistakes...so our brain tends to reserve less power on the things that don't matter as much.

Here's my confession. (And if any of my coworkers are on this forum, I'm outing myself gloriously, because we ALL had a good laugh over it...) My adolescent psych unit is in a small, private hospital, so though EMR has been promised to us, it's not quite here yet. A frustration of mine, to be sure...but that's another story. The kiddos were being super impulsive and just SO MUCH limit-testing going on, and I'm trying to get meds passed and RN assessments done and also manage patients and such. My awesome techs are working their butts off. The usual. One of my team asks if I can bring him "four soaps." That's a bit excessive, I think, but I also know, hey, sometimes teenagers want A LOT of body wash and our trial size containers aren't that big. Or maybe he's distributing them for hygiene time or something.

THIS IS WHERE I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE QUESTIONED SOMETHING.

Cheerfully, I grab four of the small body wash vials, and bring them to him, and he's like..."what?" Because he meant four SOAPs, as in SOAP notes, which we do on each patient q shift...and he was asking me to bring him the charts...

Specializes in ICU, trauma.

I once dropped a 500 ml glass bottle of albumin :barf02:

Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.
Unspike an pressured bag of heparin, all over my preceptor !

Did this in the ICU all over some poor 95 year old man. Not even kidding- he almost DIED laughing.

Specializes in kids.

When primimg an IV bag for a paramedic (for the kiddo on the floor), I squeezed and the fluid started running out all of the his bald head....

Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Similar to your mistake, when someone asked me for a staple remover one time, I almost gave them a remove-from-stapled-papers staple remover from the nurse's station desk.

Specializes in Float Pool - A Little Bit of Everything.

My first day of clinicals in nursing school I went to take vitals on a dead person. Seriously, this happened. There was no butterfly sign on the door and we (Me and 3 other students) walked in to do vitals. There was a ton of family there and everyone was quiet. I looked over briefly and I guess we all thought the patient was asleep. Walked closer and didn't look at the patient, just went to get my bp cuff out and tell the family we were going to take vitals. The daughter looked at me and said "But she's dead". Yup, never managed to live that one down.

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
When the surgery intern paged my phone to say he ate my Lean Cuisine and felt bad about it!
You're lucky -- usually they just eat your food, deny it and refuse to reimburse you! I've seen that happen a few times, had it happen a couple of times. One time I caught the intern eating my lunch, reamed him out and nearly cried with frustration. It was right before my knee replacement surgery and the cafeteria was a good two blocks away -- too far for me to walk in the middle of my shift. It turns out that the resident was not far away, heard the whole thing and brought me a nice, fresh salad from the cafeteria along with an apology for his intern's behavior.
Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

I was a student doing a L&D clinical day, it was real early in the morning, and I removed an IV from the young mom's hand, and uh, oh YEAH, WAIT - gotta have a compress to hold on that thing for a minute, right?!? Blood dripping off of her hand...

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
My first day of clinicals in nursing school I went to take vitals on a dead person. Seriously, this happened. There was no butterfly sign on the door and we (Me and 3 other students) walked in to do vitals. There was a ton of family there and everyone was quiet. I looked over briefly and I guess we all thought the patient was asleep. Walked closer and didn't look at the patient, just went to get my bp cuff out and tell the family we were going to take vitals. The daughter looked at me and said "But she's dead". Yup, never managed to live that one down.

I once called a physician to pronounce my patient. Since he'd been such a donkey about ordering ABGs every hour (that he wasn't going to treat anyway since she was DNR, and since there was no arterial line, we had to poke the poor old dear every hour) I informed him that the nursing staff was unable to get ABGs and would he like to D/C them or would he like to come and get them himself? I was pretty sure he wasn't going to D/C them because I'd asked him to every hour when I called the results and every hour he'd SCREAM at me that "Yes I do want the hourly ABGs, JUST LIKE I ORDERED AN HOUR AGO AND AN HOUR BEFORE THAT!" He game up the ICU, grousing about being disturbed every hour, and I wordlessly handed him the ABG kit. He went into the patient room and was in there for half an hour. I thought maybe he'd fallen asleep in there when he came storming out and flung the glass ABG syringe against the wall. "I guess you'll have to D/C the ABGs because I can't find a PULSE," he announced and started to storm off the unit.

"Wait a minute, doc," I said when he was halfway through the double doors. "Could you possibly come back and pronounce her . . . since she doesn't have a pulse and all." He'd been in the room with the patient for half an hour, trying to draw a blood gas on a dead patient without noticing that she was dead!

Some months later, we had a float nurse working with us on what turned out to be a slower night than anticipated (our two problem patients expired earlier in the shift). "Is it true that you guys called a resident to draw blood gases on a dead patient?" she asked. I admitted to doing so and told her the story. "I think that's GREAT," she said. "I'm his wife and he's been so much easier to live with since you guys did that!"

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I once destroyed a patient room within five minutes of starting my shift.

They were two elderly women, both alert and oriented, and I began a pleasant conversation with them as I prepared meds. (This was in the day when meds were kept locked up in the room.) First thing, I spilled the pills all over the floor, then I bumped my head on the nurse-server door (where we kept supplies) as I got up. Then about a hundred little paper cups fell on my head, and of course I had to clean up this mess while the patients stared at me. I got that all picked up and one asked me to bring her some custard. I got it and promptly dropped it in the patient's lap and down the side of the bed.

Then, as a final hurrah, I tripped over the custard lady's catheter. I didn't pull it out, but it did hurt her and now I not only felt bad, I was REALLY upset that I'd come to work that day. To the ladies' credit, they let me continue caring for them, but I sure wouldn't have!

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.

I was probably one of the more inept new grads my workplace had ever seen. I'd been there about a year, and I was given not just one but a whole gaggle of nursing students to "teach" for the day. I was terrified! The lesson of the day was to be IM injections -- in those days almost everyone got an injection of demerol and vistaril IM before surgery. I carefully pulled out the ordered medications, drew them up showing the nursing students every step of the process and then we went to give the injection. I was always terrified of hitting someone's sciatic nerve, so I carefully located the correct position for the injection and spread the tissue with my left hand as was the practice then. And then, with five or six nursing students watching closely, I injected the medication THROUGH the web of skin between my left thumb and index finger and into the patient. I carefully aspirated, injected the medication and then noticed that I was pinned to the patient.

The patient was fine, and so was I. But my dignity took a mortal hit. Turns out I was a great hit with the students that day, and they always looked for me when they came to our unit.

Specializes in Vascular Access.

Several years ago I worked in an outpatient surgery setting and I received a patient post-op. Said patient was starving after surgery so the family went across the street to our local burrito shop and bought him a giant burrito. When it was time to D/C the patient I took him in a wheelchair accompanied by the family. In the car and off they go.

This happened to be a very busy day and I didn't have a chance to take a lunch break. I went to clean his room and found that burrito, still warm and in the bag, sitting on the floor. Yes, I took that burrito and tore in to it. Mind you this was about 30 minutes later and I figured the family wouldn't come back for that burrito... I was wrong... and they witnessed me devouring it as if it were my first meal in days. OOPS.

I offered to pay for it but they refused and left. Luckily, I don't think they were too upset. My co-workers laughed and laughed. That was a very good burrito.

Specializes in Oncology.
My first day of clinicals in nursing school I went to take vitals on a dead person. Seriously, this happened. There was no butterfly sign on the door and we (Me and 3 other students) walked in to do vitals. There was a ton of family there and everyone was quiet. I looked over briefly and I guess we all thought the patient was asleep. Walked closer and didn't look at the patient, just went to get my bp cuff out and tell the family we were going to take vitals. The daughter looked at me and said "But she's dead". Yup, never managed to live that one down.

Oh man, that's awful

+ Add a Comment