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Nurses General Nursing Contest

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As a nurse, some fears are unavoidable - especially when a patient says "_______________". Your challenge for today's contest is to fill in the blank. Check out the image and with your comment below, you'll be entered to win a $250 amazon.com gift card!

Winner will be announced May 16, 2017

UPDATE May 19, 2017

The winner of the 2017 National Nurses Week Fill In The Blank Contest was user Emtlmk92 who said:

"The only other time I have felt this way was when I had my heart attack."

2017 National Nurses Week - 7 Days of Giveaways

My wife doesn't know about my boyfriend or that the bowel obstruction was a sex toy that got away from us..

True story... wife never did find out..

My wife told me to tell you that I was on that airplane with the nurse that had Ebola...

Specializes in NCSN.

"I just signed AMA out of XX hospital because they had no idea what they were doing"

"How long you been a nurse" I get this alot.

I like to self medicate

At the registration window, with no armband on: I will need a private room with a shower and a hospital bed (those stretchers are all broken) and TWO warm blankets, the kind you put in the box you know, and a food tray but I'm allergic to [insert every item in our after-hours fridge], and I don't want that one mean doctor that doesn't care about my pain...........................ad infinitum

Yup, I'm from the ER

Specializes in Med Surge, Tele, Oncology, Wound Care.

"I cant find my vibrator"

I haven't changed my leg dressing in a few days and I feel something moving under there.

"we're pregnant" s/p vasectomy!!

Do you have any thing to make the dead people go away?

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I fell in the shower...

In this case, it's what the parent says...because I'm a peds nurse :)

"My baby's daycare said he has impetigo and not to come back without taking antibiotics."

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