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Nurses General Nursing Contest

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As a nurse, some fears are unavoidable - especially when a patient says "_______________". Your challenge for today's contest is to fill in the blank. Check out the image and with your comment below, you'll be entered to win a $250 amazon.com gift card!

Winner will be announced May 16, 2017

UPDATE May 19, 2017

The winner of the 2017 National Nurses Week Fill In The Blank Contest was user Emtlmk92 who said:

"The only other time I have felt this way was when I had my heart attack."

2017 National Nurses Week - 7 Days of Giveaways

Specializes in Hospice / Psych / RNAC.

"Would you like to pet Mr. Chuckles"

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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"Please pray for me.."

'I'm starting to itch. I think I forgot to tell you guys that I am allergic to penicillin'. (My panic...tantamount to if Freddie Krueger just walked in to the room).

"I will put you in trouble if you will not do it right!"

"Clean up on aisle 4...."

Patient: "Why am I so sticky?"

I'm not one to complain, but....

Patient:Um, why is the back of your skirt bloody?

Me: Excuse me?! (As I backed out of the room)...The old guy thought he had a great sense of humor. I had on a white scrub skirt, and that scared me half to death. Btw, he was pulling my leg.

Specializes in School Nurse.

I have a nut allergy and I am reacting.

This just happened today. My student with peanut/tree nut allergies; who has no Epi Pen or Benadryl at school because he "knows to stay away" per mom, eats a oatmeal cookie from a store bakery in class. Three bites in and starts to react.

Oh, it's just you. I was hoping the other nurse would be working today!

Specializes in Hospital medicine; NP precepting; staff education.

"Do you even know who I am?!"

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