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As a nurse, some fears are unavoidable - especially when a patient says "_______________". Your challenge for today's contest is to fill in the blank. Check out the image and with your comment below, you'll be entered to win a $250 amazon.com gift card!

Winner will be announced May 16, 2017

UPDATE May 19, 2017

The winner of the 2017 National Nurses Week Fill In The Blank Contest was user Emtlmk92 who said:

"The only other time I have felt this way was when I had my heart attack."

2017 National Nurses Week - 7 Days of Giveaways

"I'm gonna die tonight!" Uggghh what??

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Can't you just put your fingers in there and help a person out.

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"Sometimes when I'm mad I punch people."

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Specializes in ED, Tele, MedSurg, ADN, Outpatient, LTC, Peds.

"I feel better now(GI Bleeder) but you might want to check the bathroom!"

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I haven't pooped in a week

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Specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

"I don't need any help changing/burping my colostomy bag. I'll do it in just a few."

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Specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

"that full moon sure looks pretty tonight"

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"I don't think I have that much time left."

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Ive noticed alot of red ***** bumps on my member

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Specializes in ED, School Nurse.

"I am allergic to Tylenol, except for the kind that's in Percocet."

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I can't come in for (my daily 15 minute) treatment that day, I have a lunch date.

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My wife doesn't know about my boyfriend or that the bowel obstruction was a sex toy that got away from us..

True story... wife never did find out..

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