Day 5: 2016 Nurses Week Mashup Contest

Nurses General Nursing

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You've heard of Bennifer (Ben Afleck and Jennifer Garner) and Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) so you're familiar with mashups. We want your best nursing terminology mashups. Maybe you've been using this term for years or maybe you just created it five minutes ago. Whatever the case, leave your Nursing Terminology Mashup and a brief explanation of it in the comments below and you'll be entered to win a 3M™ Littmann® Cardiology IV stethoscope!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016. Be creative. Be unique.

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UPDATE

If you liked the 2016 Nurses Week giveaways, you'll love the 2017 Nurses Week Giveaways!

Feedments-- to go feed a patient

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Specializes in MICU.

Two types of students in nursing school;

NOD's (nursing or die)

and

NGW's (nurses gone wild)

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Specializes in Critical Care, Med-Surg.

StethoNope! (I forgot my stethoscope again!)

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Foolery - when something just doesn't make sense...staffing issues...md orders.....when something doesn't make sense it is plain foolery!

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Specializes in Psychiatry/Mental Health.

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Ambulatory and trying to help everyone do everything.

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Browneria- Code brown, it's diarrhea!

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Haldavan Haldol plus Ativan for that combative psych patient!

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CAFSTAT! Caffeine needed STAT (when you need a dose of caffeine for those early mornings, late nights... or basically anytime of the day)!

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Parkland Hilton - because so many of our patients feel the hospital is a 5 star hotel

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Turkocet=a turkey sandwich and a percocet

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Xanadryl

Xanax and benadry. It's great when the approved time's line up on a patient who is beyond the point of redirection.

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"Fisher-scope" for the disposable stethoscopes that are comparable to the kids fisher price medical kit stethoscopes. Actually, I'm fairly certain the ones for kids work better. :/

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