Day 5: 2016 Nurses Week Mashup Contest

[allnurses]

You've heard of Bennifer (Ben Afleck and Jennifer Garner) and Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) so you're familiar with mashups. We want your best nursing terminology mashups. Maybe you've been using this term for years or maybe you just created it five minutes ago. Whatever the case, leave your Nursing Terminology Mashup and a brief explanation of it in the comments below and you'll be entered to win a 3M™ Littmann® Cardiology IV stethoscope!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016. Be creative. Be unique.

National Nurses Week - 7 Days of Giveaways

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UPDATE

If you liked the 2016 Nurses Week giveaways, you'll love the 2017 Nurses Week Giveaways!

[JodiHaas]

Ctd.......circling the drain

[Tammydunnett]

Agitile. A nurse that is both agile and versatile

[msqtsmith]

Rectopain = pain in my butt

[kristinabub]

Murse = Male Nurse

[nolanursemommy]

Irinotecan is the name of a chemo drug;it's main side effect is Diarrhea. so we call this drug on Onc unit: I-ran-to-the-can

[nursepate]

Cleastie

My help me clean up a patient bestie.

[meltominoire, BSN, RN]

Halitodiff

Halitosis + c-diff... Breath that smells like c-diff O_O

[MrsLouk]

7up

its 7 am or 7 pm! time to rock for beside reporting or shift change

[deweyce]

Pharmassistance!

[tylrltsh]

In honor of a CVICU nurse by the name of Donna Kellum; Two hours after heart surgery she would enter her patients room and tell them time to get up so they don't catch "Dapnuemona".

[nicholemmaddox1]

Highhorsitis

You know.. That one nurse that is always on her high horse. Don't forget..she knows it all

[BobiJo]

GonoSyphoHerpAmonas (self explanatory?)