Day 5: 2016 Nurses Week Mashup Contest

Nurses General Nursing

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You've heard of Bennifer (Ben Afleck and Jennifer Garner) and Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) so you're familiar with mashups. We want your best nursing terminology mashups. Maybe you've been using this term for years or maybe you just created it five minutes ago. Whatever the case, leave your Nursing Terminology Mashup and a brief explanation of it in the comments below and you'll be entered to win a 3M™ Littmann® Cardiology IV stethoscope!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016. Be creative. Be unique.

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UPDATE

If you liked the 2016 Nurses Week giveaways, you'll love the 2017 Nurses Week Giveaways!

PIA-pain in a$$

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Q2er...patient who wants their dilaudid/morphine every 2 hours on the dot and is ALWAYS in 10/10 pain

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I have the privilege of working with a great group of nurses. They are intelligent, caring, a reliable. My day always goes smooth when I work with my nisters.

Nurse+Sister= Nisters.

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Cludent - Clueless Student

The student that does not what to do and what he/she is doing during their clinicals and just end up following the nursing staff around for a visual experience

"Hey Barbara, who is this following you around?"

"Oh, that's my cludent. They're doing clinicals here this semester"

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PITA~ pain in the ass

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HALDAVAN:

The wonderful med combination of Haldol and Ativan for treating agitated patients.

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"Ears" for stethoscope. Ex: post intubation "who has ears so I can listen for breath sounds?"

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Webily Family that tells the nurse/doctor how to practice medicine based on webmd

Cardiortho an orthopedic patient that ended up on cardiology floor for cardiac complications.

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Rectomytis of the eye (crappy outlook on life)

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straight away... means asap, do not go pea, do not take that call do it immediately...Stat, you know yesterday..

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Shartest, a patient who likes to paint with his poop.

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pached.....peg and trach

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