Day 5: 2016 Nurses Week Mashup Contest

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You've heard of Bennifer (Ben Afleck and Jennifer Garner) and Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) so you're familiar with mashups. We want your best nursing terminology mashups. Maybe you've been using this term for years or maybe you just created it five minutes ago. Whatever the case, leave your Nursing Terminology Mashup and a brief explanation of it in the comments below and you'll be entered to win a 3M™ Littmann® Cardiology IV stethoscope!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016. Be creative. Be unique.

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Verb-arrhea

Verbal Diarrhea

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Saint Marriott. A local hospital that is called St Marys but the patients think they are staying at a luxury hotel.

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St marriott, reference to a local hospital called st marys with the pts expectation of a luxury hotel stay during their hospital stay.

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"Rectal Encephalopathy" :roflmao: (Head up your Ass! Sorry about the language)

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The 3 "H" enema===high, hot, hell of alot--most new grads have no clue what this is. LOL

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Dilenergan... Dilaudid and phenergan... "That "d" drug name works best for me "

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Hangry (hungry and angry)

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Assplosion - when your go to change your patients diaper and they shoot out liquid poop and it hits the back of the isolate with such force it looks like the cafeteria after a sloppy joe food fight. (NICU nurse)

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Patcor---the patient convinced they has an autoimmune disease or is dying because the 'googled' their symptoms

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Oralarrhea when a patient continually spits out complaints! :laugh:

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Wackadoodle: Wack job with doddle brain

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Needle fake aphobia...when they are afraid of their injections but covered in tattoos

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