Brittney415

Nurse "Earl, you don't have any pants on!" Pt "Judy, it takes me 10 minutes to get my shirt on and by then I've forgotten where I put my pants, and I walked around my room 20 times looking for them... Besides, you told me I always have to have something on me feet"

I think your Googleitis has given you a fever of "101.I'mnotanidiot"

Assplosion - when your go to change your patients diaper and they shoot out liquid poop and it hits the back of the isolate with such force it looks like the cafeteria after a sloppy joe food fight. (NICU nurse)

1. Document, document, document! 2. Be kind to your coworkers, bosses, and patients... A good attitude can make all the difference in your day. 3. Admit your weakness and don't be afraid to ask for help. 4. Don't be afraid of change, embrace it! The nursing field, hospitals, staff, etc are always changing, growing, finding new ways to do something, learn to adapt to the changes. 5. Education didn't stop when you passed your boards, always remember you have something new to learn. When you stop learning, you've stopped living.

Thank you Lawd Jesus, I found my favorite pen!

That their spouse accidentally pushed it while "climbing" into bed with them